Posh Snaps at Disneyland

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Disneyland wasn't the "Happiest Place on Earth" for the Beckhams over the weekend.

Victoria and her two sons, Brooklyn and Romeo, were completely swarmed by paparazzi as they tried to walk through Disneyland's New Orleans Square -- pushing Posh over the edge!

The photogs, including one with festive Tigger ears, made it nearly impossible to walk the tykes through the park, prompting Posh to get in the face of one camera-weilding man and yell, "Stop that! Can you not take a picture?!"

Beckham even needed to have a friend hold her back -- damn, don't piss off Posh!

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Pre-Bald Brit -- Liar, Liar Hair on Fire!

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Just hours before Britney put herself in the running to be Mr. Clean's stunt double, the pop party mom told one huge bald-faced lie to a photog about ever-changing hair.

As Britney trekked through LAX Friday afternoon, following her post-one-day-in-rehab commercial flight from Miami, a photog commented on Brit's new hair color, saying "I love the brown hair." In true Pinocchian form, Britney replied, "Thanks, I think I'm going to keep it this way," as her nose grows.

Stallone's Not-So-Sly Mullet

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Sylvester Stallone is all Rambo in the front -- and all party in the back!

Amazingly, the "Rocky" star breezed through security at LAX, despite sporting the most dangerously offensive haircut known to mankind -- the mullet. Where's the man-bob when you need it?! Stallone can be seen playing with his longer locks as he chats with Homeland Security, who did not retain Sly for tonsorial questioning or put his dangerous mane on the No-Fly list. Fans still asked to be photographed with him despite the hateful hairdo. Bless their hearts, they love a celeb no matter what.

His gruesome darkened eyebrows and horrific hair might be his look for the next "Rambo" installment, "Rambo IV: Pearl of the Cobra." Consider this fair warning.

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Paris Bombed in Vienna

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Paris Hilton had to abort an autograph session in Vienna after cigarette packs and lipsticks were hurled at the globetrotting celebutante, who was quickly waltzed out by security.

"Stars Are Blind" can be heard playing in the backgroud as unruly onlookers began assaulting Paris with sundry projectiles. Paris is in Austria to attend the Vienna Opera Ball, Austria's society event of the year.

Hilton is the guest of Richard Lugner, a 74-year-old married construction magnate who invites a different celeb to be his date each year. His previous guests have included "Spice Girl" Geri Halliwell, Pamela Anderson and Carmen Electra.

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Denise Richards Sideswiped in BH

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Denise Richards was the victim of a dangerous hit-and-run sideswipe in Beverly Hills yesterday.

The former Bond girl was getting her daughter Sam out of her Mercedes SUV when the car was sideswiped yesterday while parked on Santa Monica Blvd. No one was injured, but Denise was shaken as she told cameras, "The guy took my door off, I was taking her out on the other side and he took the door off!"

Richards can be seen unloading car seats and personal items from the Mercedes to a sidewalk, where she and Sam, her daughter with Charlie Sheen, waited over an hour for boyfriend Richie Sambora. After Sambora appeared, he kissed Denise and consoled Sam, and the SUV was towed.

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Wrongway Richie Channels Minnie

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From the waist up, Nicole Richie looked fantastic after a photo shoot at SmashBox Studios, from the waist down, Minnie Mouse!

Sporting a made-up glam face, new extensions, white sunglasses and a trendy peacoat, Nicole looked every bit the Hollywood starlet ... but the black leggings and giant platform heels look a little goofy.

Richie drove off in her Mercedes to pick up boyfriend Joel Madden, who was spotted waiting for his ride. Buckle up for safety!

Denise & Charlie: Reunited?

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All the shocking allegations, alleged threats and name-calling appear to be water under the celeb-breakup bridge for crisscrossed exes Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen.

After enduring a highly contentious divorce, Denise and Charlie made nice and spent Valentine's Day together with their two girls, Sam and Lola. With a daughter in each arm, the former lovebirds strolled past the Agoura Animal Clinic on Wednesday. Meow.

Denise's boyfriend, Richie Sambora, and Charlie's girlfriend, Brooke Mueller, were nowhere in sight.

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Posh's Valentine's Day Double Date

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Victoria Beckham had two Valentines last night -- her sons.

Beckham, with tots Brooklyn and an adorably pony-tailed Romeo, went to The Cheesecake Factory at The Grove in Los Angeles last night for dinner, setting off a paparazzi frenzy.

Posh's hubby is training in Spain with his current soccer team, Real Madrid -- leaving his wife with the kids for V-Day.

Kramer Won't Touch Anna Nicole

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Move over crazy astronaut lady, there's another person who must be secretly celebrating the untimely death of Anna Nicole Smith -- Michael Richards!

During a very rare public outing, the disgraced "comic" did not look thrilled to pieces when asked, "Do you have any comment on Anna Nicole Smith?" A stone-faced Kramer ignored the question, kept his head down and seemed to silently pray for elevator doors to close.

Richards has clearly learned that keeping his mouth shut is a good idea.

Jason Schwartzman Has Mac Attack

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Jason Schwartzman is not Justin Long ... although one photog had them quite confused.

Schwartzman, who starred opposite Kirsten Dunst in "Marie Antionette," was making his way out of LAX when a photog asked him, "How are your Mac commericials going?" -- confusing him with affable geek, Justin Long, star of the popular Mac vs. PC ads.

Jason either didn't understand the question or valiantly tried not to embarass the paparazzo by replying, "Good, very good," before flashing a wry smile at his female companion.

Music and Lyrics ... But No Pics, Please!

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Drew Barrymore and Hugh Grant are in New York this week promoting "Music and Lyrics," and each had a strikingly different run-in with the paparazzi.

Barrymore was leaving the "Today" show this morning when she turned on the cuteness to politely ask the paparazzi to leave her alone. "If you guys would stop following, it would mean a lot to me," she cooed. "I would really appreciate it."

The photogs couldn't resist Drew's charm; she posed for a few pics and they let her be. Who could say no to Drew? Hugh Grant, however, was not quite as charming.

Cameras spotted Hugh walking the streets of Manhattan with a few friends, and he ignored the cameraman's repeated questions -- despite the fact that the cameraman was right in his face! Finally, Grant piped up, but it was to ask about what camera the photog was using. Hugh could learn from Drew on how to deal with the paps!

Sting Polices Pushy Paparazzi

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Sting was caught in a photog shoving match outside Il Sole in West Hollywood yesterday.

After having lunch with wife Trudie and friends at the posh eatery, Sting was bombarded by a throng of hungry paparazzi. When two of the cameramen started pushing each other, Sting stepped in and tried to separate them, saying "It's not worth it." What a diplomat!

Perhaps a rendition of "Don't Stand So Close to Me" would have helped.

Sorry Guys, Hayden's Taken!

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She's TV's hottest cheerleader since Kelly Kapowski -- so it should come as no surprise that Hayden Panettiere has her own hero for Valentine's Day.

When asked about her V-Day plans as she arrived for a taping of "Live with Regis and Kelly," Hayden revealed she'll celebrate with her boyfriend, "Laguna Beach" stud Stephen Coletti. After the indestructible beauty broke the hearts of cameramen (and a few TMZ staffers) with her revelation, Hayden blew a kiss goodbye and disappeared.

FYI -- Valentine's Day is tomorrow -- and think twice before buying that cheerleader uniform for your girlfriend.

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Did Britney Blow Chunks?

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Britney Spears had one helluva wild weekend in NYC , but Saturday night's vomitfest could be the topper.

Fergie -- YouTard

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Fergie seems to think every camera out there belongs to YouTube.

The Dutchess was filmed saying, "Hey, YouTube!" to photogs all over New York City yesterday, ignorant of the fact that cameras belong to paparazzi, and not to the online video site, which has no cameras! Dumbalicious.

While the video seen above hasn't shown up on YouTube, TMZ has a personal Fergie favorite on YouTube -- her botching of a cover of the Guns 'n Roses song "Sweet Child O' Mine."