Speidi Gambles with Fame in Atlantic City
Out of their usual SoCal element this weekend, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt seemed oddly bereft of Speidi Sense™ (the ability to suck a photo op or other fame-grabbing opportunity from thin air).
In Atlantic City to host a party at club Mur.Mur. in the Borgata Hotel and Casino, we spotted the couple going past the slots, and, believe it or not, Heidi actually hid from the camera. We're told that the pair only spent a few minutes inside the club, and, citing illness, the pair called it a night early. True story.
Bono Backs Cow-Cleaving Brit for Prez!
Oprah is crazy for Obama, Madonna's mad for Hillary, but what about global do-gooder Bono? TMZ discovered that he's backing another horse entirely!
We solicited the opinion of the U2 frontman on his electoral choice (yeah, we know he's Irish), and he endorsed his lunch companion, Damien Hirst, the artist formerly known as the guy who sectioned a cow and put it into plexiglass boxes filled with formaldehyde.
Matthew B. -- Take My Wife's Dog, Please!
Seriously, folks -- could Matthew Broderick be trying any harder to unload this innocent little dog?
We kid, of course, but consider the evidence: First, he dresses the cute critter in a two-tone green sweater, all matchy-matchy with his even greener pants. Then, he prances the pooch for blocks in a busy part of the West Village.
And finally, he leaves the dog tied to a parking meter while he goes food shopping -- where anyone and everyone could just walk away with their own hot dog.
McMeanie to Pap: Go F*&$ Yourself!
Seriously pissed off by a pap's questioning, "Grey's Anantomy" doc Eric Dane made his way to his Porsche on Friday -- and denied he had skin cancer.
Aren't celebs used to questions like: "Who are you wearing?" and "Do you have cancer?!"
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"Jackass" Star: It's a Pisser
Wee Man isn't worried about Britney Spears' wild, pink-wigged antics overshadowing his own ball-busting show, "Jackass" -- and he has the urine stains to prove it!
Late night trips to Rite-Aid and British accents definitely don't compare to catheters and golden showers!
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Germany Gets Electra-fied
Dressed in her sexiest emo hoodie, skinny jeans und black Converse, Carmen Electra arrived in Germany on and was greeted by a paparazzi blitzkreig.
Attention citizens of Deutschland: There is a "Baywatch" babe among us! Stay indoors!
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Jamie-Lynn Goes to Bat for Her Dad
No, not that Jamie Lynn. This is Jamie-Lynn Sigler (note the hyphen, folks), and she has a pretty good idea of why her TV papa, James Gandolfini, went off on that so-called "Number 1 Fan" guy at the airport.
It's a reply that would, no doubt, please Tony.
Trainers Pimp Brit Access for Cash
The new gym World Sports Center, located next to Millennium Dance Complex, is offering an interesting deal to paparazzi -- insinuating that by paying for a trainer, they'll receive access to their parking lot -- conveniently located for snapping pics of Brit Brit.
It's a prime location for Spearstrackers -- a few photogs have already signed up. One trainer promises help for the guys who "need to work out."
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Spice Spouse Really Likes TMZ's Voice
No, really, literally -- Stephan "Not a Belafonte" Belafonte likes our reporter's voice, a lot.
The Spice spouse chivalrously lifted Scary to safety over the icy puddles in front of Marquee, but still found time to compliment our reporter on his voice, and seemed nearly ready to invite our guy along for the ride.
Just plain odd, really.
Robert Duvall -- Tuesday's Apostle
Robert Duvall has one thing, and only one thing to say to the paparazzi.
When paps wished Duvall a good night, he promptly responded with a good ol' "Take a f**king hike!"
Britney's Crazy Caravan
Want someone to blame for all the traffic in L.A.? How about Britney Spears?!
One paparazzi agency turned their camera on photogs yesterday, filming the line of Spearstrackers who followed her from Millennium Dance Studio to her home -- the pack rolling 10 vehicles deep.
At least some of them carpool.
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German Attacks! Von Ahole Slams Hiltons!
That palavering Putz from Potsdam, Prince Von Ahole, had the feedbag on at the Ivy again yesterday, where the Saxon schmuck took the opportunity to slam the whole Hilton family, following 18-year-old Barron's DUI arrest, citing Kathy Hilton's canceled reality show and Paris' unsuccessful movie.
And you can't miss it when the Bavarian bigmouth tells what he'll have for lunch!
Paris -- Sorry Bro, I Gotta Party!
While Paris Hilton's baby brother was rotting away in a Lost Hills jail cell yesterday after a DUI arrest, La Paris was en route to Las Vegas -- where she shook her ass all night alongside Kristin Cavallari at Pure Nightclub.
As TMZ reported, Barron Hilton called big sis and pleaded with her to bail him out ... she said no. But Paris can't say "no" to a party! We know she wasn't celebrating the success of "The Hottie and the Nottie."
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Sir Paul's Hard Day's Fight with Paps
Heather Mills isn't the only one Paul McCartney is exchanging fightin' words with these days -- the former Beatle was fed up with London photogs. They love him, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Perhaps next time, he'll get a prenup.
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"Sordid Lives" at Hyde
A tipsy Jason Dottley, who co-stars in the upcoming "Sordid Lives: The Series," was spotted outside of Hyde with childhood friend Katherine Bailess, who plays a nurse in the show. Did ya hear Rue McClanahan has sex on the show?!
Jason showed us a little preview on his iPod Touch.
Carburetor?? We Hardly Knew Her!
"Zoey 101" star and pregnant teen Jamie Lynn Spears took some time out from getting her GED in Kentwood, Louisiana to do some high-end shopping with baby-daddy-to-be Casey Aldridge -- at AutoZone and J.C. Penney.
Jamie Lynn showed off her barely visible baby bump, while they ignored every question thrown at them.