Who Pissed in Her Corn Flakes?!?
Renee Zellweger was in the foulest mood imaginable yesterday -- perhaps it was her 12-year-old-boy's haircutaclysm that was giving her agita.
Renee swatted at a camera before going through security, resourcefully using her ticket as both a shield and a weapon.
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Paul Bettany Gets Punchy with Paps
Paul Bettany and Jennifer Connelly probably thought they'd invented a novel technique for dealing with the pap crush outside of the Waverly Inn last night -- namely, to have Paul come out swingin' with a giant pair of boxing mitts.
Well, it didn't exactly work, as the couple still got fully mobbed -- though it was a photog's equipment that got KO'd along the sidewalk.
But the much more pressing question was -- how would Bettany hail a cab?
Heigl: Call in the Gays!
Katherine Heigl clearly needs all the decorating help she can get, judging by the chandelier she just bought. What to do?!? T.R. Knight to the rescue! He dropped by Kat's newly purchased home to assist -- and just walked right in! That's what BFFs are for.
Leaving your door unlocked is a sweet premise, but in L.A. it can be hazardous to your health.
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Man Loves Zac Efron!
Even in the middle of the Irish Sea on the remote Isle of Man, "High School Musical" star Zac Efron couldn't escape his screaming teenage groupies. OMG! It's Troy Bolton!!!
From the sounds of the bloodcurdling squeals, it's unclear if the fans were excited to see Zac -- or afraid of being slaughtered.
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Leo to NYPD -- Catch Me If You Can!
Leonardo DiCaprio departed yesterday in NYC, but only after cops searched the car he was riding in.
It's plain as day -- NYPD can clearly been seen rummaging through the white Mercedes as Leo sat shotgun on Fifth Ave.
Only the driver -- not Leo or his back seat passenger -- was ordered out of the car after he was pulled over for running a red light. The plain-clothed cops (with NYPD windbreakers -- not exactly on the DL) let Leo and his pal leave after about 20 minutes.
We're waiting to hear back from Leo's reps.
Paris & Benji Get High Together
Looks like Paris Hilton only has eyes -- this week -- for Nicole Richie's baby daddy's brother, Benji Madden.
After being spotted together over the weekend in St. Louis, Paris and the Good Charlotte member (who recently called off his engagement to Australian singer/model Sophie Monk) were on the same flight back to LAX -- but deplaned separately on Sunday. No word if Mile High Club officials were called to the scene.
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No One Gets Between Minnie and Her Cakes
Minnie Driver is one of celebdom's least divariffic citizens; she's affable, funny, charming, blah, blah, blah. But she isn't above a little muscle-flexing ... to get the cupcakes she wants.
We caught up with Minnie outside of NYC's Magnolia Bakery -- the famous one -- and she was visibly irritated about having to wait in a (not very long) line.
You Must Be This Tall to Ride Ms. Zeta-Jones
Danny DeVito was strolling Madison Avenue in NYC yesterday, when he stumbled upon a billboard of Catherine Zeta-Jones, wife of his good pal, Michael Douglas.
The billboard might have given Danny an idea for a "Twins" sequel.
Jamie Lynn -- Baby Needs a Home Y'all!
Momma Lynn and baby-with-a-baby were spotted house hunting around Kentwood on Monday afternoon.
Of course, they stopped at the local Sonic for a little snack. Alleged baby daddy Casey "The Pipelayer" Aldridge joined the girls at one of their stops.
Shy and the Family Stern
The loudest loudmouth of them all, Howard Stern, was anything but loud this morning when we spotted him outside his Manhattan building. Where's Baba Booey when you need him for a little prompting and prodding?
And it clearly runs in the apartment: Just the day before, Stern's girlfriend, Beth Ostrosky, was similarly reticent -- to Alba-esque lengths of self-concealment.
TMZ Falls for Oldest Trick in Book
Parker Posey faked us out yesterday in NYC.
Parker dodged our queries about a rumored fling with fellow hipster icon Moby, then used a 6th grade ploy to make us go away.
One Adult, One Adopted Child, Please
Fresh from a weekend in the snow, Angelina Jolie and son Maddox spent some time at the movies yesterday. Their flick of choice? "The Spiderwick Chronicles."
Mommy's "naked CGI movie" is long gone from theaters.
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Holy Landers -- There's Another One!!
With Judy Landers and her teen daughters taking the day off from stalking cameras outside the Ivy, their aunt -- original Landers sis and former "Dallas" star Audrey Landers -- and her son Daniel picked up the media slack on Tuesday.
While Audrey, allegedly 51, defended her nieces against flak they have recently received, there's one thing that's indefensible -- their heinous Hannah Montana wigs!
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Nothing Pretty for P!nk After Break-Up
P!nk and her biker hubby Carey Hart just announced this morning that they're splitting, and not long afterwards, TMZ spotted the singer trying to walk off her sorrows in SoHo.
Not surprisingly, she didn't have much to say about the breakup -- and looked rather like a woman not exactly feeling pink.
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Bend It Like Cruz Beckham
The Spice Soccer Moms Girls got upstaged by Posh's youngest son, Cruz, on a Madison Square Garden stop of their reunion tour on Monday. It's Breakdance Spice!
Cruz, who turns three tomorrow, definitely gets his moves from his dad's side.
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Britney Screws Sharon Stone
Surly Sharon Stone and her adorable adopted son Roan were trying to enjoy a quiet dinner together last night -- when Britney came and f-ed it all up!
Stone was eating at Mulholland Grill, located inconveniently next to Sushi House Unico, where Brit showed up and brought her pap-tourage with her. Sharon didn't look too pleased with the sudden cam-assault -- or with herself, when she scraped the bumper of her car backing out of her parking space!