Rob Lowe In All His Glory (Glory, Hallelujah)
If you want people to think you're a choir boy, actually becoming one is a good first step.
With two nannies making some dirty claims against him, Rob Lowe wants to be sure his truth is marching on -- by singing "The Battle Hymn of the Republic" with the TSA choir at LAX. Look out Chikezie!
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Pete Wentz -- Smarter Than a Fifth Grader
Pete Wentz laid down two ground rules to the paps yesterday: He'd talk about anything except marriage and pregnancy.
Since nobody cares about him talking about anything else, the photogs tried outsmarting him ... it didn't work.
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Duff Pimps Her Gimp
Hilary Duff's hockey star boyfriend Mike Comrie is restricted to crutches ... but that didn't stop her from sending his lame legs out of Coral Tree Cafe to deal with the paps and get the car ready.
Florence Nightingale she ain't!
Calm Down, You Don't Own Bev Hills Too!
That vacation with Britney in Costa Rica didn't cool down Mel Gibson's temper at all.
Mel got snippy when the valet at Madeo didn't have his car ready. Then he snubbed the one person asking him for a pic. Then he ran back inside.
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Open Letter to Matt's Shirt
Dear Matthew's shirt,
We know you need your 15 minutes. We appreciate the job you have to do. But we must ask you, please leave. No one wants you around, or on, Mr. McConaughey.
Best wishes,
Everyone
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Paris is a Piece of Work
Paris Hilton went shopping for art supplies yesterday -- but seemed more interested in painting her face than painting a canvas.
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Nicole Richie: Got Milk
Nicole got all jiggly with it as she went out for a stroll with Joel and baby Harlow.
No, we don't want fries ...
Paris Hilton: No Borefriend? No Problem!
The old Paris Hilton -- you know, the one who never met a camera she didn't like -- has made her return, breaking a short term vow of silence with the paparazzi.
The likely reason for all the one-on-gangbang interaction? The lack of Benji Madden.
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Brang, Mick and Clint: Who Would You Rather?
You're at a restaurant, minding your own beeswax, when you look up at the next table -- Mick Jagger, Brad, Angelina and Clint Eastwood. Who you gonna stare at?
Last night was your chance as they were all at the same table in Cannes. These are hard choices people.
Brangelina's SOS: Save Our Shiloh!
No one was outside a Cannes children's store when Brad and Angelina showed up with Shiloh and Maddox -- but word spreads fast in France because the place was completely surrounded when they left.
P.S. -- This time, Angie showed off her bump, but kept her twins hidden.
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Amy Adams Disenchanted by Teen Photog
Amy Adams has never complained about the 20-something guys who work as TMZ photogs -- but one pap who doubles as a DC high schooler got her inner guidance counselor all worked up.
She'd freak if she ever saw what passes for paparazzi sometimes in L.A.
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Linda Hogan: Prison Slut
Linda Hogan dressed up to see her son in jail ... the good news is she could go right from there to work the 2:00 PM shift at the local strip club.
With barely-there shorts, a tight tee and pair of Lucite heels, Linda arrived separately from her daughter, Brooke, and soon-to-be ex, Hulk Hogan.
Linda, some of the guys in the hoosegow haven't seen a chick in six months. Then again, some of them are clearly eligible.
Another Britney Rear Ender
Brit and her booty were the center of attention on the beaches of Costa Rica this weekend.
Mel Gibson's passion project also spent a lot of time seaside with a baby ... unfortunately, not one of her own.
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That's Not Grimace, It's Jamie Lynn!
Jamie Lynn Spears got herself a new trash can yesterday -- and then turned herself into one by stuffing her face with McDonald's.
No word on if the knocked-up 17-year-old ordered herself a Happy Meal.
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John Mayer's Walk of Shame?
John Mayer followed Jen Aniston into her hotel Tuesday night -- and got caught trying to sneak out the day after!
Perhaps he should have packed a bag -- he left wearing the same clothes he showed up in.
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Casey Washes Away His Sins
The only thing as important to Casey Aldridge as Jamie Lynn and their unborn bastard child is his prized UTV.
Hope that thing can hold a car seat.