Paparazzi Video

If you're bold enough to grab a hold of Gerard Butler without asking, he's gonna want a lil' sumpin' sumpin' in return.

Bonding over their mutual irrelevancy, 50-year-old Ray Romano and 53-year-old hunk Scott Bakula went boogie boarding together in Cali.

Fact: Cute, adorable puppies can trigger brief bouts of amnesia .... because after we saw this footage of Katherine Heigl playing with this super cute, snuggly puppy, we totally forgot about that time she bashed her Grey's Anatomy writers and that other time she lied to our faces about quitting smoking.

Just when we had almost cleansed our memory of his existence, professional leech Adnan Ghalib ('memba him?) came within mere feet of thrusting himself back into Britney's life during a trip to Sin City a few days ago.

Adrian Grenier's grandma is a bad ass, scotch swilling, cigarette smoking, card shark of a geriatric babe -- one who only proves the coolness gene must have skipped his generation.

Reggie Jackson tried to throw paps off his back by pointing out someone a little more relevant -- A-Rod.

Katy Perry now claims she's into bestiality. Or are we missing the metaphor?

Xenu broke the mold when he made Suri, but that didn't stop Katie and her Scientolotot from going to NY pottery studio Make yesterday.

There was a time Ashley Tisdale couldn't even walk out of her house without an army of screaming tweenagers marching after her (like a month ago) -- but it looks like those days are finally over.

Not everybody likes the new low-key Britney Spears -- especially her obnoxiously demanding fan base.

There's a spoiled bitch in the Cyrus family -- no, not her.

After laughing it off when a fan called him the country's "first black president" to his face, Bill Clinton's reaction when another fan gave him props for being from "the hood" is priceless!

When Paul McCartney couldn't shed the pack of paps from joining him and Nancy Shevell on a walk, he abducted some jolly ol' Englishman on the street and turned him into a bargaining chip. Lucky bastard.

Even though a mass of paparazzi were watching Tori and Dean stuff their faces, a group sitting right beside the couple couldn't figure out who the paps were after.

Behold Parker Foster Aiken -- the spawn of Clay Aiken and his formerly inseminated galpal Jaymes Foster.

Rev Al Sharpton sounds like he's a newly-minted fan of Paris Hilton, in large part because of her Presidential campaign vid. But here's the deal -- remember that whole "N" word thing with Paris? Did the Rev forgive, or just forget?