Lindsay Lohan Eats It
What goes up on a surfboard, must come down ... demonstrated here when Lindsay Lohan got shredded by the gnar in Maui yesterday.
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Rihanna -- Queen of Beers
Looking smokin' hot in a bikini, Rihanna cooled off by sucking down a beer while soaking her bones in the warm waters off Barbados on Monday.
She's got a lot of buzz.
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Rihanna & Katy Perry: Sun-Kissed Girls
Perhaps planning a duet together, pop divas Rihanna and Katy Perry hung out on a boat in Barbados yesterday.
No umbrellas or sapphic displays of affection were spotted.
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Kim K. Washes Up on Shore
In case of emergency, Kim Kardashian's booty can be used as a flotation device.
The 28-year-old brought up the rear as she attempted to surf in Mexico this weekend.
Badonkadonk is thicker than water.
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Lisa Rinna's Body -- The G-Rated Edition
Just in case you missed her nude Playboy pictorial, 45-year-old Lisa Rinna broke out a tiny tiny red bikini and flexed her ridiculous physique in front of the kiddies...
The kids couldn't look less interested -- but the guy in the background, he's impressed.
Jason Statham Cranks Up the Heat
The heir to the Matthew McConaughey Throne of Shirtlessness has been crowned and it's Jason Statham.
The 36-year-old side of beef strutted his naked torso on the beach in Rio the other day.
Keep up the good work, Jase.
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Anthony Kiedis: Not So Hot Chili Pepper
Dressed up in West Virginia black tie, rock star turned backwoods dad Anthony Kiedis, 46, let it all hang out (over his shorts) with his girlfriend and son in Hawaii on Wednesday.
Crocs are so punk rock.
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Molly Shannon -- Surfing Superstar
Former "Saturday Night Live" funnywoman -- and current "Kath & Kim" woman -- Molly Shannon took a spill while learning to surf in Hawaii this week.
Bono Still Hasn't Found What He's Looking For
While topless on the beach in St. Barts, Bono was caught searching everywhere for ...
... his misplaced colored sunglasses.
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Helena Christensen Towel, Off
As you will soon find out, there's no reason 40-year-old Helena Christensen needs to EVER cover up her smokin' hot bikini body...
Tom Brady Enjoys the Son in Costa Rica
Before kicking off the weekend festivities for his second wedding to Gisele, Tom Brady spent some quality time with the kid he had with Bridget Moynahan on Thursday.
Tom and Gisele will exchange vows in Costa Rica tomorrow.
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Jessica Simpson: Buns for Cover
Since Jessica Simpson forgot her mom jeans while bronzing poolside in Mexico, her pals had to cover her cakes with a blanket when they noticed a photographer shooting her bootyful side.
Flaunt if you got it, Jess. And you definitely got it!
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Evolution of Jason Statham
We could make jokes -- Jason Statham walking upright out of the ocean in Malibu -- but it ignores the obvious. The dude is more ripped than the tide.
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Jennifer Loves Hueless Men
Shockingly, this isn't from the set of the "Ghost Whisperer" -- that translucent white being floating next to Jennifer Love Hewitt is Jamie Kennedy.
It's a supernatural relationship.
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Britney Spends Quality Time with Her Sun
With a few days off until the next stop of her Resurrection of Britney tour, a bikini-clad Spears soaked her bones in the warm Miami rays on Monday.
This time none of her lady parts hung out.
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Troy Fall-amalu
This is Pittsburgh Steeler Troy Polamalu getting knocked around by the Pacific Ocean in Hawaii yesterday.
Minutes later, Troy caught the ocean going over the middle and smacked it right in the mouth. The ocean fumbled, Troy recovered and ran it into the endzone. The ocean never messed with Troy again.