What's Wrong with Jessica?
Jessica Alba is the saddest clubgoer TMZ has ever seen -- looking more like part of a funeral procession last night than a partier at Winston's.
Walking somberly, her head down and clutching some non-Cash Warren arm candy, the "Fantastic Four" star flashed no smile to the flashing paparazzi, one of whom tried to elicit a smile by talking to her in a Mickey Mouse voice. Nice try, but no dice.
Also at Winston's last night was a grotesquely dressed Lindsay Lohan -- who got out the back door, sparing people in front from having to see her getup.
Jump to NYC, where "Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" star Alfonso Ribeiro found himself watching some very energetic fans do the "Carlton Dance" on the streets outside Butter. The club was also peopled by Jay-Z, Quentin Tarantino, sexy Victoria's Secret model Alessandra Ambrosio, and the girls from "The Hills" -- LC, Whitney & Audrina -- who partied with fellow MTV reality show star Ashley Parker Angel.
All this and more in our cross-country edition of Star Catcher.
The Hills Come Out at Night
It was an MTV-star-studded evening at Area last night for the launch party of "The Hills." Lauren "LC" Conrad and her onscreen gals showed up ready to mingle, and get the second season off and kickin'.
Music producer "J.R." Rotem (recently dropped by Britney) had mad love for TMZ calling the site the "classiest" of them all. Could be because we're the only ones who care!
Brody Jenner and Kim Kardashian flashed their pearly whites, followed by Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis and all his oily glory. While NBA star Dennis Rodman seemed a bit overwhelmed by the lights/camera action, Jesse McCartney and Jack Osbourne were unfazed by the attention.
See all of last night's chilly action in today's Star Catcher.
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Brody's Revenge
Brody Jenner's apparently got a thing for the girls of reality TV -- specifically blondes from "Laguna Beach."
The "Prince of Malibu" was spotted heading into Shag last night with none other than Lauren Conrad, the well-known arch-enemy of his ex-girlfriend Kristin Cavallari. While TMZ could not confirm any romantic connection between the two, hanging out with your ex's enemy in public is still a pretty bold move. Also along for the evening was LC's "The Hills" co-star Heidi Montag.
A TMZ spy claims that Jenner was also spotted inside a nearby bar "getting close to a mysterious dirty blonde, wavy-haired girl." It's been recently reported that Brody is dating Nicole Richie, however, throughout the course of the two aforementioned incidents, Richie was nowhere in sight.