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"Zero Dark Thirty" star Jessica Chastain has no problem getting naked -- she's just picky about where and when she does it.

Luckily, she just slipped ... and told us where to look.

Millions and millions of people are addicted ... to Rudy Mancuso's 6-second video clips on Vine -- and it's turned him into a bonafide Internet superstar.

Best of all ... dude just doesn't give a crap, and that -- he claims -- is the key to his success.

Batkid is now facing his most evil, heartless, cold-blooded foe yet -- a terrible villain who's been hiding out ... in plain sight in our newsroom.

So, here we go ... Batkid vs. Dirty D! Spoiler alert: Batkid wins.

Justin Bieber has two huge problems -- the President of Mexico opened a can of Twitter whoopass on him ... and, apparently, somebody hoodwinked Bieber into posing for pics.

On the positive side ... he still has his head.

Brittany Daniel​'s hot enough on her own, but throw her twin sister into the mix -- and you have every man's dream come true. Some fake penises from her 'Always Sunny' role couldn't hurt either, right?

Actually ... that might hurt a lot.

Toronto Mayor Rob Ford -- aka Crack Mayor -- may be the world's greatest PR genius, because instead of becoming a hated politician ... he's now seen as a ridiculously funny entertainer!

Okay, he's a little hated too ... especially by the Toronto City Council.

We don't know how far Carmen Electra was planning to run ... but thankfully she remembered to do some amazingly sexy stretches beforehand.

Most importantly, she did it in front of cameras. Thanks, flexibility!

Something stinks in the world of TV's 'Real Housewives' -- and big mouth Brandi Glanville claims the offending odor is coming from the vagina of a fellow housewife.

We're investigating, but not too closely ... 'cause, well ... y'know.

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show was packed with smoking hot chicks in tiny lingerie! And then Taylor Swift started singing.

Thank you God ... for the mute button.

Audrina Patridge dropped a bombshell about her "Hills" co-star slash fake bestie Lauren Conrad! LC hasn't invited Audrina to her wedding yet ... and that means AP is totally pissed!!

Unless, of course, LC just hasn't sent out invitations yet. Then it's totes cool.

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have it rough -- their giant Bel-Air mansion just isn't enough house for 'em. So, they're looking into a much bigger, fancier ... mound of dirt.

We suspect a house with a moat and drawbridge might be built on the dirt eventually.

Kanye West hopping aboard an early morning, cross country flight to get his daughter to a doctor's appointment proves one thing -- he's no Charles Lindbergh!

Never thought you'd see Yeezy compared to C-Lindy, did ya? Life is strange sometimes.

Remember the show "Blind Date" ... and all the hysterical things that went down during the dates? Well 'BD' alum Donte Jones has horrible memories of his classic episode.

Dude is still funny though ... even on the new Hollywood gig we found him working.

Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller are sitting on a gold mine -- a potential drama-filled reality show that would make all the others look like paint drying!

You know Kris Jenner would totally watch.

Sarah Palin was in full mama bear mode when we asked her a totally legit question about Levi Johnston's custody war with Bristol, but it's cool.

We've been called stupid by smarter than her. Actually, dumber too.

There are several reasons to celebrate "Mad Men" star Jon Hamm -- but the biggest might be some where south of his belt.

Yes, it's time to toast not-so-little Hamm with a song.