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Pop quiz, 7-time Olympic medalist Apolo Ohno! Who's the best Asian-American Athlete? It's a tough one ... at least it was for us -- though, admittedly, that's not saying much.

Porn star Asa Akira made one of the best award show speeches of all-time at the Adult Video News Awards -- and all it required was putting her backside out there ... as the butt of a joke.

Hazel Jones' double vagina might land her a million dollar porn deal -- but for now ... one pre-med (aka 10th grade biology) TMZ staffer is breaking down the mystery of her lady parts.

Mega-Christian quarterback Tim Tebow braved the lion's den by hitting the Las Vegas strip where he got wild, freaky, and -- we're totally kidding. Nobody believes Tim would do that ... do they?

German model Jordan Carver's incredible assets are so large ... there oughta be a law -- and turns out there is ... sorta. Not that you care ... just enjoy the video.

Former NBA All-Star "Thunder" Dan Majerle had the misfortune of rubbing up against some of the sweatiest players in history -- so now he's helping us crown ... the king of stink!

Jennifer Hudson has the perfect workout advice for New Year's resolutioners struggling at the gym -- not sure it'll help you'll lose weight, but ... uh ... just watch.

Listen up, future parents -- Selma Blair has awesome advice if you want to name your baby Voldemort ... don't! Unless you're 1000% positive the kid's gonna be a looker.

Dear Elijah Wood, sorry our cameraman told you there were five million trees left in America. He was close -- as in a few several hundred million close. Maths is so overrated.

A hapless "Jeopardy" contestant made game show blunder history -- when he actually thought the answer to a question was "donkey" punch. Warning: if you Google ... turn 'safe search' ON

"Glam Fairy" star Shari Manon was telling us about a Justin Bieber makeover ... when her adorable little girl exploded into the most precious, yet ear-piercing tantrum you'll ever see. Take that, Suri!

Halle Berry went incognito ... cruising the mean streets of Disneyland on a motorized scooter -- but was it all just a devious plan to cut long lines? Only if she's smart.

Legendary hip-hop hype man Fatman Scoop revolutionized the art of delivering the news when we ran into him in LA -- and with his pipes ... dude doesn't even need a mic.

Hulk Hogan's decision to shave that iconic handlebar mustache is a devastating blow to the world's collective upper lip. Condolences to the stache's loved ones -- aka ... everyone!

"CSI Miami" star Adam Rodriguez is shocked about the new GPS app that shows crime rates ... in the ghetto!! Anyone suddenly hearing Elvis in their head? (Google it)

The fellas from "Pawn Stars" are bawlin' mad at the fact no one told them the new 'Cajun' spin-off of their hit show was coming out. Ummm ... "Waaaahhh!!!"