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Jessica Simpson walked confidently and steadily out of The Sayers Club in Hollywood -- is what you absolutely CANNOT say once you see this video.

She needed a huge helping hand from her husband, Eric Johnson just to get from the door to their car ... but even drunk Jessica looks like a billion bucks!

Bobby Flay is now the FIRST celeb chef to get a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame -- and the ceremony was awesome-ly ... embarrassing!

In the midst of his nasty divorce, someone decided to fly a banner over his big moment ... a banner that said, "CHEATER." Ooops! Perhaps just a huge typo?

Yeah, probably not.

Tom Hanks’ son Chet Haze has one question -- can't ya give an up and coming white rapper a break ... and let him say, "my n**ga" every now and then?

Yes, rapping Chet says he identifies with hip hop culture so much, he should be allowed to drop the n-word freely. Check out his, um ... logic.

Jessica Alba has a billion reasons to slip into a bunch of different swimsuits -- but she really only needs one -- that body!

Yeah, her company just got valued a $1 BILLION -- a pretty good asset, that somehow still pales in comparison to the ones on display during this photo shoot.

If Caitlyn Jenner's big reveal on the cover of Vanity Fair shocked the hell out of you -- good! That was the intent.

She had a specific goal when she posed in lingerie -- just like she sent a message with her name ... WITHOUT the 'K.'

Lil Wayne coached a charity basketball game, and went so crazy bananas on the ref ... he allegedly spit on the guy for blowing a few calls. Again ... in a CHARITY basketball game.

Oh, and that charity's goal was promoting non-violence, but hey ... maybe next time, right Weezy?

Jay Z criticized the African American community for not supporting his company -- which is why he's getting backlash for the office photo from Tidal's HQ, where everyone is white ... except Jay and Beyonce.

The whiteout kinda makes sense though ... considering Tidal's set up shop in Norway!

Harrison Ford climbed back in a cockpit and piloted a chopper right over the area where he crashed a plane about 3 months ago.

Looks like Harrison's boned up a bit on his Santa Monica Airport landings since then ... which is very fortunate for the guy who was brave enough to ride shotgun with him!

Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris had an overnight date, which is a polite way of saying they probably boned all night at her place. Or maybe they just had a gluten-free pizza, and fell asleep on the couch.

But our money’s on the boning scenario.

Zac Effron was hiking with Anna Kendrick in Hawaii and showing off his buff body, which got us thinking -- how long can he possibly keep up that physique?

Yep, Zac's got the curse that strikes all jacked dudes in Hollywood. Once you have abs, you better keep 'em … or else!! It's a solid reason to go dadbod instead.

Kelly Osbourne's new doggy is tiny, adorable and only exists because rich people seem to LOVE dogs they can put in their pockets.

On the plus side, it only cost $11,000!!! So, yeah ... big bargain there.

Kendall Jenner, Gigi Hadid and other hot chicks worthy of being objectified -- and probably expecting it -- spent several days playing around in skimpy bikinis ... on a giant yacht.

Why are you still reading this? Watch the damn video!

Despite Josh Duggar's admission he'd molested several girls when he was a teenager -- TLC might not be done with “19 Kids and Counting” yet ... they just might be with Josh.

Lucky for producers ... there are a ton of other kids to choose from, and we've got a good idea about who's gonna steal Josh's shine.

Jason Momoa's still a beautiful man, but after a run-in with one of our photogs -- someone thinks he’s lost his mojo ... at least based on his wardrobe selections.

However, upon closer review -- much closer -- it looks like Aquaman's mojo is actually growing! A lot.

Winning “Dancing with the Stars” was huge for Rumer Willis -- but not nearly as huge as her kid sister's boobs were on the Internet, just hours after the 'DWTS' finale.

The pic that was all over social media proves Tallulah Willis is guilty ... of udder thunder stealing!

"Love and Hip Hop Atlanta" is dropping the hammer on the cast -- all those epic on-screen brawls have been banned! Turns out those fights that helped the show become a huge hit ... aren't sitting so well with advertisers.

But it ain't gonna be easy to get this group to put their fists down.