Tom Cruise -- Safety Risk?

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Tom Cruise has had an unwelcome visitor, and his head of security went to court yesterday to express concern.

Edward Van Tassel was arrested the day before the Prez election after waving a gun and an American flag on a freeway in Santa Barbara. He was taken to an unsecured Veteran's hospital awaiting his court hearing.

Yesterday, at a bail hearing, the prosecutor said Van Tassel had left the VA facility three times to go to Tom Cruise's Beverly Hills house to deliver a letter. We're told Van Tassel believed Cruise was sympathetic to vets.

Tom's P.I. said he was concerned for his client, and the judge ordered Van Tassel to stay away from Cruise.

Suri, There's a Santa Claus -- But He's Dead to You

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NYPD pounced on Santa last night, as he approached Katie and Suri with full intent to cause cheer and goodwill.

Santa was apparently way too jolly.

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Beckhams Take in the TomKat Circus

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David and Victoria Beckham and fam celebrated the American holiday of Thanksgiving, by Scientolojoining the TomKats at the Big Apple Circus in NYC.

Tom gave little adorable Suri the day off from parading through the streets of Manhattan so she could enjoy the festivities, along with her siblings/Nicole Kidman's children, Isabella and Connor.

As usual, Katie walked a tight rope between dead eyes and vacant stare.

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Someone's in the Kitchen with David & Tom

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It was a good question for David Beckham and Tom Cruise -- who is cooking the turkey for thanksgiving? -- but really, do you think either knows the names of their maids?

Katie Teaches Suri About the World

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"And then Xenu and his Galactic Confederacy came and dropped billions of people into volcanoes."

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"Lost" Star Locked Down -- By Tom Cruise?!

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He's a bastion of top secret information -- Tom Cruise's cousin AND one of the stars of "Lost" -- but if William Mapother runs his mouth, whose wrath does he fear most??

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Suri Cruise: Rainmaker

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With her mother following behind, adorable little Suri Cruise used her power of cuteness to shield herself from the rains in NYC on Wednesday.

At least Katie Holmes is keeping Suri safe from some things.

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Suri -- Steps Closer to Freedom

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Suri to Katie: See mommy, this is how we can make a break for it.

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Tom & Katie Suit Themselves

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Tom Cruise (right, we think) and Katie Holmes (left?) leaving the Hermès store in Manhattan last night, in matching Xenu and Xena suits.

Suri Cruise For VP

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In 2006, adorable Suri Cruise (left) was Scientoloborn -- and schlocky mom Sarah Palin (right) was elected Governor of Alaska.

When asked questions, one of them has trouble forming complete and coherent sentences.

We're just sayin'.

NYU Students Audit Scientolocrazy 101

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Who cares about going to Statistical Reasoning for the Behavioral Sciences when Tom Cruise lives right down the street from class?!

Sure, these NYU kids probably ditched for a glimpse of Cruise -- but there's a study in Abnormal Psych if we've ever seen one.

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Suri Cruise -- The Crying Game

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In space, no one can hear you scream. In Manhattan, things are a little different -- but yesterday, Suri Cruise must've forgot where she was ... 'cause nobody could've ignored those cries for help.

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S.P.ecial Victim's Unit -- Tom to the Rescue

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"Being a Scientologist, when you drive past an accident, it's not like anyone else, it's, you drive past, you know you have to do something about it. You know you are the only one who can really help. That's what drives me." -- Tom Cruise

Tom is driven to help a suppressive person -- in the form of a fallen photog -- who almost ate curb on the streets of Manhattan.

Who's maniacally laughing now?

How to Build a Supercouple: Infant Edition

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Suri Cruise, Kingston Rossdale and Shiloh Jolie-Pitt were all (allegedly) born of Hollywood supercouples. Which two should hook up to form the greatest couple of them all?

Just One of These Is an Inanimate Object

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Scientolowife Katie Holmes, adorable little Suri Cruise and her plastic doll wandered listlessly through NYC on Thursday.

Which one are you, mommy?

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