Oye Fey

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So let us get this straight -- one of the best writers in TV got an Emmy from someone who is on a show so badly written ... no one wants to admit it's written. We're just sayin' ...

Giggity Giggity!

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Is it possible the inspiration behind our favorite cartoons are real celebs? We're just sayin' ...

Ben Affleck's Killer New 'Do

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Bad actor turned good director Ben Affleck (left) on the set of his new movie, and Charles Manson (right), leader of the murderous Manson Family.

One of them slaughtered $1.2 million on an engagement ring for Jennifer Lopez.

We're just sayin'!

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Jay Manuel's Nielsen Ratings

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Here's "America's Next Top Model" over-coiffed male photo shoot director Jay Manuel (left) at Fashion Week in NYC on Thursday -- and Sylvester Stallone's reassembled female ex Brigitte Nielsen (right).

One of them recently underwent a barrage of surgical procedures for a German reality show.

We're just sayin'!

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Debbie Harry's Blonde Ambition

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Here's Blondie lead singer Debbie Harry (left) at the Fashion Rocks concert in NYC this weekend -- and a little known pop star named Madonna (right).

One of them is 63-years-old.

We're just sayin'!

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Kanye West: TV Icon

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Here's Kanye West in NYC on Monday -- and Jaleel White as Urkel in the '90s TV series "Family Matters."

One of them wore their getup to Fashion Week.

We're just sayin'!

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Russell Brand -- Working Girl

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Here's alleged comedian Russell Brand at last night's VMAs (left) -- and Joan Cusack as a Staten Island secretary in the 1988 film "Working Girl" (right).

One of them was pretty funny.

We're just sayin'!

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Hollywood "Bitch Slapper" Finally Gets Served

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Mams Taylor went back to STK last night, but it wasn't for a rematch with the smart-mouthed maitre d' who insulted him last week.

It didn't seem to matter Mams "bitch-slapped" the MD and got thrown out of the joint just days ago, because last night he was welcomed back with open arms.

We're told Mams, who's hella-stinkin' rich, is also good friends with the owner -- and actually got the MD in trouble!! But now it seems that everyone made up, and it's all hunky-frickin'-dory.

Finally, Mams resolved a problem without using his fists. No eye bangin' -- only eye liner.

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Shawn Johnson You Little Rat

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Here's tiny 16-year-old women's gymnastics individual all-around Olympic silver medalist Shawn Johnson (left) -- and "The Ed Sullivan Show's" favorite soft foam Italian mouse Topo Gigio (right).

Only one of them is a puppet.

We're just sayin'...

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"Million Dollar" Holmes

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Here's "Million Dollar Listing's" man-shagadelic real estate douche bag Chad Rogers (left) -- and former actress turned Scientolomom Katie Holmes (right).

One of them sold their soul to the devil for money.

We're just sayin'!

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Marilyn Manson: New King of Pop?

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Here's goth rocker Marilyn Manson (left) at in Seoul on Wednesday -- and lovely pop icon Michael Jackson (right).

Neither of them is a white woman.

We're just sayin'!

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Iggy and the City

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Here's punk rock relic Iggy Pop (left) in Toronto on Wednesday -- and "Sex and the City" star Sarah Jessica Parker (right).

One of them is known as "the Rock Iguana."

We're just sayin'!

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Mena Suvari: Ivana Look Like You

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Here's beehived "American Beauty" star Mena Suvari (left) at an event in NYC on Wednesday -- and 59-year-old lacquered beauty Ivana Trump (right).

So far only one of them has married and divorced The Donald.

We're just sayin'!

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The Genesis of Jude Law's Hairline

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Here's the new face of Dior Homme Jude Law (left) -- and movie soundtrack singer Phil Collins (right) back in the '80s before going completely bald.

There's something in the hair tonight.

We're just sayin'!

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Why So Serious?

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Andy Dick (left) and Heath Ledger (right) as the Joker.

We're just sayin'.

One of These Things Is A Lot Like the Other One

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One of these bottle blondes was snapped cavorting with A-Rod late-night. The other is Madonna.

Neither looks like Cynthia Rodriguez. We're just sayin' ...