Born – May 14, 1984
White Plains, New York, U.S.

Billionaire, powerful nerd, man who controls all your secrets and can destroy your life.

Went to Harvard, created an early version of Facebook, may have stolen it from other people. For more on this subject go to... Netflix and rent "The Social Network." Good flick.

Made Facebook available to everyone, gave bored people a place to post photos of their lunches and bullies a new way to terrorize their victims.

Became a media superstar and made millions of people feel terrible because they will never do in their entire lives what he did by the time he was 25.

Fun Fact: By reading this bio, you hereby legally agree to allow him access to all your personal data and credit card info.

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