Born – June 13, 1974
London, England, UK

Attended and graduated from the Ringling Brothers and Barnum & Bailey Clown College in 1997.

Became a member of “Jackass,” inspired a generation of stupid people to nearly die by imitating what they saw on “Jackass.”

Became a folk hero to idiots everywhere by stapling his scrotum to his leg … over and over again.

Continued to push the envelope of edgy stunt performance by appearing on hardcore TV shows like "Dancing with the Stars" and "Minute to Win It."

Went into rehab, got sober, began dating George Clooney’s ex-GF Elisabetta Canalis.

Moral: Quit drugs and you can have Clooney’s leftovers, too!