Use the Coarse (Humor), Luke...

Uma ThurmanWe realize the futility of this mission, but we're undertaking it anyway: Everyone needs to stop wasting time with ridiculous movies like "Lady in the Water" and "Pirates" and go see "My Super Ex-Girlfriend."

We'll leave aside that Ivan Reitman directed "Stripes" and "Ghostbusters," films that already belong in the canon of comedy. (Lineage is hardly a reason to go see a film. Just look at "Poseidon" or "Alexander" for proof.)

Nor should you see "My Super Ex-Girlfriend" because screenwriter Don Payne, late of "The Simpsons," wrote one of the funniest scripts in years. (Lots of scripts get marred by inept direction, natch.)

No, the real reason you oughta go see "My Super Ex-Girlfriend" is that it is everything "Pirates of the Caribbean" should have been: Uproariously funny, clever and utterly original. Ribald, but not coarse.

In a word, fun - something I was starting to doubt you could have at a summer movie.

Consider the lugubrious "Superman Returns": "You wrote that the world doesn't need a savior, but every day I hear people crying for one..."

Well, um, yes. Save us from these torpid summer movies with ponderous dialog and no fun whatever!

And then along comes "My Super Ex-Girlfriend," stuffed with laughs and smarts. Does it push the envelope of special effect like "The Matrix"? No, and it's not supposed to: It's a Spandex send-up, and an ingenious and enjoyable a comedy as I've seen in years.

Why'd it go so wrong? Box Office Mojo offer this assessment: "[a] combination of romantic comedy and superhero antics, handled awkwardly in the marketing, proved a turn-off for followers of either genre - there's never been a successful superhero comedy (outside of family movies) and the sub-genre is characterized by such failures as Mystery Men and Blankman. Making matters worse, "Ex-Girlfriend" star Uma Thurman's titular character was presented as unhinged and cruel and, hence, not relatable."

(Or, given some of the women my pals have dated, all too relatable?)

Please, Uma's not the problem. Maybe I do have a soft spot for the brilliantly, unapologetically crazy and needful turn by Uma Thurman. But more than likely, it's that adult movie-goers have been so trained to fear over-serious superhero movies that they finally rejected the only one worth seeing this summer.

Whatever. Just don't treat misguided marketing and a lousy opening weekend as Kryptonite; go see it.

Or as your punishment, Hollywood will simply stop making movies like this one. And that's an amercement none of us can afford.

Filed under: Movies, City Of Industry

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1. I saw the "Pirates of the Carribean" movie. I loved it, I thought it was great. I have not seen "Lady in the Water", but isn't thaat supposed to be a thrilller/horror flick?
The advertising was awesome for both "Pirates" and "Lady". That's what makes me want to go see it. And aren't you talking about comedy right there? Yeah, yeah you are. As for me, I have no intrest in seeing "My Super Ex-Girlfriend". It looks extremely stupid. I don't want to go see another comdey/superhero movie. Disney did it with "The Incredibles" and it should have ended there.

Posted at 9:01PM on Jul 24th 2006 by Erin

2. The Lady in the Water was an incredible movie, and I enjoyed Superman Returns as well- but Pirates was indeed a fun ride but a flop as a movie "worth remembering". Your opinions of this movie make me want to take a look and give it a chance- it's hard to find original and well done movies these days, and it looked slightly interesting in the one preview I saw of it anyway. A good premise indeed- but will it be well implemented? Since you seem to think so, maybe I'll give it a shot.

Posted at 9:15AM on Jul 27th 2006 by Pat

3. I've never heard of "...Ex-Girlfriend." Obviously, there was no marketing of this project, while all of the other films mentioned had their stars dragging from one talk show to the next, letting the public know. At the end of the interviews, it was announced where the films were playing and when they were opening. Where in the world is "...Ex-Girlfriend" even playing????

Posted at 6:22PM on Aug 1st 2006 by Freyda

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