"Firecrotch" Stadium?

Posted Aug 22nd 2006 4:45PM by TMZ Staff

The family of Lindsay Lohan's summer boy toy, billionaire Harry Morton, has put in a bid for the naming rights for the home of the NFL's Arizona Cardinals.

'Firecrotch' stadium?
The Mortons have offered $5 million for the new stadium's naming rights, which is the largest amount ever presented in Arizona history.

Harry is the President and CEO of the popular Pink Taco restaurant chain. His family recently sold its stake in Morton's Steakhouse, the Hard Rock Cafe, and the Hotel & Casino for approximately $1.2 billion.

While naming the stadium for Lindsay (but not "firecrotch") would be a huge gesture of affection, the Mortons are more likely to go with Pink Taco Stadium or Morton Stadium. Sorry Linds!

Harry also happens to be friends with the Cardinals' quarterback Matt Leinart - who has been romantically linked to Lindsay's arch enemy Paris Hilton. We're really sorry Linds!

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1. I, for one, don't give a rat's ass about any of this crap.

Posted at 5:06PM on Aug 22nd 2006 by Alyn Brodsky

2. Does "Pink Taco" mean what I think it means? I know Pink Tacos are something I wouldn't bring up in mixed company. Am I the only one?

Posted at 5:08PM on Aug 22nd 2006 by Tucson

3. Tucson, it means exactly what you think it means.... :(

Posted at 5:10PM on Aug 22nd 2006 by BeachMom

4. I live just down the road from the new Cardinal's stadium and am very excited about the property value of my home rising. Yeah! Therefore, when I rent my home out for the 2008 Superbowl, I do not mind advertising the stadium as the Pink Taco. It'll be fun! However, I would love it if they named it La Lohan or Lohan or Lindsay or La Bella Vita. I love Lindsay!

Posted at 5:13PM on Aug 22nd 2006 by Stormy

5. The Pink Taco is just south of the Hooters.
- Tina Fey

Posted at 5:17PM on Aug 22nd 2006 by renton

6. I live in Phoenix and they will NOT be naming it the Pink Taco Stadium. Officials have already turned down the offer....thankfully.

Posted at 5:36PM on Aug 22nd 2006 by Me Again

7. What is "The Pink Taco"? I am not up to date on that one.

Posted at 5:45PM on Aug 22nd 2006 by what????

8. Pink Taco.......female private parts..

Posted at 5:53PM on Aug 22nd 2006 by Me Again

9. Same as "fish taco", what???

C'mon, nobody is THAT sheltered

Just south of Hooters

Posted at 6:47PM on Aug 22nd 2006 by Tigerlilly

10. Hey # 7.........

Guess I am just as sheltered as you. This place is enlightening.

Posted at 6:56PM on Aug 22nd 2006 by Pieta

11. Ewwwww. Too much information.

Posted at 7:48PM on Aug 22nd 2006 by THAT sheltered

12. Well, doesn't the name itself sound disgusting? Would you go there for a family dinner? How about *bags. Oh yeah, gonna take Mom & Dad there. But, hey, if Daddy owns the uber successful Hard Rock CASINO in vegas, you can pretty much write the ticket any way you desire.

Posted at 7:56PM on Aug 22nd 2006 by Tigerlilly

13. Or a restaurant called sn*tch, since not everybody gets the slang. Imagine your embarrassment were you to tell co-workers about your dinner at the pink taco?

Posted at 8:06PM on Aug 22nd 2006 by Tigerlilly

14. I think that "firecrotch" is hilarious. Serves her right for being such a hoochie. Calling your business Pink Taco is just gross, tacky and tastless. But I'm sure he doesn't care aobut that, he screws Lindsay Lohan.

Posted at 8:17PM on Aug 22nd 2006 by celebrity gossip lover

15. Firecrotch!!!!!!! She gets what she deserves, that little HO!!

Posted at 9:19PM on Aug 22nd 2006 by Stinky

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