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This Week's Biggest Losers 10/28/06

10/29/2006 1:27 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

According to our good friends at Trashy Lingerie, Nicole Kidman has snapped up a pirate costume while Paris is aiming to do the 2006 Halloween hop as a bunny. Then there are these folks, who will need nothing more than a paper bag to put over their head.

David Letterman: Based on yesterday's performance at the Ed Sullivan Theater, Dave might want to change the name of his production company to World Wide Rants. In an exchange with Fox News lightning rod Bill O'Reilly, the talk show host took the bait – just like comedian Al Franken and many more before him – calling his congenial guest a "bonehead" and failing to humorously deflect O'Reilly's prepared material, which touched on everything from bowling leagues to Dancing with the Stars. In so doing, Dave was guilty of one of the Top Ten Ways To Come Off Like Howard Dean: 3. Don't read a guest's book, and then proudly tell them it was because you judged it by the cover.

howard stern
Howard Stern: A few days before Dave's aforementioned outburst, over on Avenue of the Americas, Stern demonstrated an equally egregious error of comedic judgment when he mused during a pre-interview, on-air warm-up that he might ask Pete Townshend about his 2003 brush with child pornography possession accusations (he was cleared of all charges). Faster than Stern could say "talking about my degeneration," Townsend bolted from a London studio, leaving girlfriend Rachel Fuller and band mate Roger Daltrey to clean up the mess. Although Stern went on to apologize, he needs to try and not get fooled again by remembering that unless the guest's initials are MJ, you can't go there.

tara reid Tara Reid's Plastic Surgeon:
On the reality TV show The Swan, the goal was to take ten ugly ducklings and turn them into a grade A Hollywood beauties. This week, thanks to Reid's confessional interview on The Today Show that an order for some bodacious B's gave way instead to catastrophic C's, viewers were treated to a reverse narrative, The Spawn. Although Reid named no cosmetic surgery culprits, the person(s) responsible for those "goose-shaped [areola] eggs" know who they are. As the actress told The Today Show, thanks to another specialist who pimped her rack, she is now back on the audition trail and, hopefully, no longer otherwise living out the title of her 2005 flick, Alone in the Dark.

south park's trey parker and matt stone Trey Stone, Matt Parker:
Since the recently deceased Aussie TV personality Steve Irwin was neither a Scientologist nor a Satanist, it's hard to come down on the side of the South Park sultans in favor of a scene in next week's 10th season episode. It shows a version of Irwin walking around a fancy dress party thrown by the Devil, with a stingray barb sticking out of his chest. Already, the show website's comments section is blazing with angry protests from hardcore fans, including one from marymac, who wrote that "even my son, who defends your show to the bitter end, grew very quiet and sad, and then commented that he couldn't believe [you] had done that." If the duo stick with it, as they were at press time, it will be Canada (and everyone else's) turn to blame them.

naomi campbell Naomi Campbell: Congratulations, doll. You are the first celebrity to strut down the Z list runway three separate times. At this rate, we may soon have to create a special, separate link-wing for you, or at least start banging the drum for an Ultimate Fighting match-up pitting you against the still dangerous Grace Jones. We shed a tear for Campbell's reps at Premier Model Management; we shed a tear for Campbell's New York-based defense attorney, David Breitbart; but above all, we shed a tear for Naomi Judd, Naomi Watts and Naomie Harris, who must now incur the unwelcome expense of a class action petition to distance themselves from their namesake.
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Tree    

You have GOT to be kidding?!? LETTERMAN IS AMAZING!! Someone finally has the balls to point out that Bill 'O Reilly is an AROGANT WINDBAG that has NO intellect whatsoever...

Really... Harvey... YOU!??!?! A CONSERVATIVE?!?! With all your "NIPPLE SLIPS" and the TRASH posted all over this site and you're a dirtbag O'Reilly fan?!?!

Well,...yeah... That makes sense actually... Since the only thing O'Reilly has proved he can do is make pornographic phone calls to interns 1/3 his age... He's a filthy old windbag PERVERT!!

Lightening rod... That's what he has waiting in store for him, no doubt.

LETTERMAN RULEEEEzzzz...

Lawyers who throw away their education to perpetuate FILTH for cash... Shame, same....

2827 days ago
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Hippo    

TMZ, why on earth did you transpose Trey Parker's and Matt Stone's names? Is this some kind of protest, or just a typo?

2827 days ago
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jfp    

Letterman is a tired old bitch but he still punked that assmunch oreilly.

2827 days ago
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RiverRat    

Poor David Letterman - thinking he was interviewing a normal, everyday person instead of the "I'm always right so don't even talk to me about any subject" weirdo O'Reilly.

2827 days ago
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J    

I watched this and Dave was rediculous! He has no idea what he is talking about and wasn't able to back up his opinions at all. I'm never watching his show again after the way he acted!!!!!

2827 days ago
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Pet My Katt!!!!    

I love David...sooooo HOT!! I think that Mr. Dave can do no wrong. His being 'unprepared' is part of his appeal and his charm. His show is for entertainment...not educational or political purposes. Who cares that he didn't go head-to-head with Bill. David, I love you, you sexy mother f***er!!!

2827 days ago
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Deb    

David, can it be that you are taking yourself too seriously without the credibility to do so? If we wanted celebrities to opine, we would follow the Susan Sarandon circuit. But seeing I like to keep my politics and entertainment in separate sectors, keep your materials to what you know best, the Top 10!

2827 days ago
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Wicked    

I still think Jeff richards did the best impressions of David Letterman when he was on SnL and Mad TV...priceless.

2827 days ago
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jfp    

#6/deb

hey o'reilly....calling yourself deb these days,huh? Were you at satans fancy dress party too??

2827 days ago
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JET    

David Letterman just admitted before millions of viewers that he doesn't just play an IDIOT on TV, he is an IDIOT in real life.

2827 days ago
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Alyn Brodsky    

You damn liberals can go screw yourselves! If you don't like the way the Republican right is running things, then go live in another country. Bastards!

2827 days ago
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Bee    

I'm disappointed in Dave.

If a liberal goes on one of these talk shows, they're praised.

But when our people are out there representing us (the majority of us, that is), we're treated like we're off the wall and simply wrong.

If we're so wrong, why are we in control? Why did the majority vote Republican in the last presidential election?

I'm sick of liberals acting like they're right and all of these "celebrities" trying to force their liberal ideas down our throats when they need to do as Laura Ingraham said (and the Dixie Chicks stole), "Shut Up and Sing."

2827 days ago
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Jose    

That huge speace between your teeth says it all......the same space only larger is what you have for a brain!

2827 days ago
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BubbaJudge    

well if in your mathmatics, a majority constitutes 30% of this country, then yes, have your majority. The rest of us 70% are sick of your GOP ruining this country while they lie and line their pockets on our dime and the blood of our soldiers. I hope the likes of O'reilly, Limbaugh, Hannity, Dobson, and YOU, rot slow and long in Hell that awaits you, and hopefully once we take the majority on the 7th, they ship all your asses off to the secret prisons for a little waterboarding, you freak Traitors.

2827 days ago
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ll    

Dave misses the mark occasionaly, like all humans.
The people who really were insane with O'Reilly, were the View girls.
That show gives me a freaking headache.
Shut up and let people talk ya screamers!

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