Prince William's Girlfriend -- What a Dumbass!

Prince William & Kate MiddletonWhy would a girl risk the possibility of becoming Queen of England by playing hard to get?

After kicking Prince William to the curb for reportedly having a drunken make-out session with another lass, the future King of England's 4-year girlfriend, Kate Middleton, has apparently come to her senses.

According to British reports, Kate decided to take back her allegedly promiscuous prince after having a serious heart-to-heart with her mum. We're assuming the conversation went something like this: "'ELLO!?! YOU COULD BE THE BLEEDIN' QUEEN, YA TWIT!!!"

Not long after she dumped the royal hump, William and Kate were spotted necking in public again. Why is Kate playing with fire? We understand the moral rationale, but think about all those jewels ... the tiaras ... the castles! It's good to be queen!



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1. Look at what happened to Princess Diana, They too said that she would be Queen and now shes dead, and if William is already acting like a cad, then by all means get out Kate, your morals are much better for it than this stupid idiot calling you a twit for your choice.....dont stay in a realtionship just because you can be queen. The writer of this story sounds like Heather Mills and believe me you dont want to be associated with that one legged gimp. To be Queen and unhappy, well you can see that it is the writer of this story that is the DUMBASS

Posted at 5:40PM on Nov 16th 2006 by Remember what happend to Princess Di

2. Ha......infidelity, insanity, runs in that inbred "family."

BTW .....The "Prince William's Girlfriend -- What a Dumbass!" was cleverly written....nice effort to who ever-you-are.

Posted at 5:41PM on Nov 16th 2006 by Pieta

3. I hate to say this but i could overlook his philandering if it meant that I would be queen. Smart girl.

Posted at 5:51PM on Nov 16th 2006 by teddy

4. 2. Ha......infidelity, insanity, runs in that inbred "family."

BTW .....The "Prince William's Girlfriend -- What a Dumbass!" was cleverly written....nice effort to who ever-you-are.

If you are a MORON it was cleverly written...what are you 10

Posted at 5:49PM on Nov 16th 2006 by marki

5. All things being equal, one must hand it to the darling Ms. Middleton. I have yet to meet a man who wants to spend his life with a waif of a person who puts up with all of his extracurricular activities. By this I mean a couple of things:

The Prince wants to sow those oats before he ties the knot; however, lovely Ms. Middleton is not the lap dog, "...shut up, she'll be right..." type of person. Seriously, this lady has got some spunk! Personally I feel she ought to go "Royal Sightseeing" for about a month until His Highness does some real sucking up.

Furthermore, someone really needs to school His Highness in chivalry with heavy doses of his Mum's demeanor before she transcended. As I reflect this is very reminiscent of his parents' actions. Someone, anyone, please wake this spoiled kid up!

Posted at 6:11PM on Jan 14th 2007 by Sir Paulo

6. who in their right mind would want to be the queen of england...just like, who in their right mind would want to be President of the U.S.

No way, I'll pass.

Posted at 5:55PM on Nov 16th 2006 by nellie

7. #3 marki

I see you have sever insecurity problems -go start trouble with someone else. Don't have time for you.......At least I read the articles...I don't need someone to explain them to me like you do.

Hey Marki's interpreter..............hit him/her on the side of the head. Thanks!

Posted at 5:59PM on Nov 16th 2006 by Pieta

8. 4. I hate to say this but i could overlook his philandering if it meant that I would be queen. Smart girl.

Posted at 5:49PM on Nov 16th 2006 by teddy

Does the name Diana mean anything to you?...She never got to be queen as her dumbass husband was fooling around with the ugliest woman in the world with the morals of rutting pig! Now this pig will never get to be queen cause her dumbass husband is now considering another mistress and she will finally walk..without the jewels once worn by Diana and now lent to her by the real Queen (and I don't mean Elton John). If William wants to be just like Dad then he should consider himself single and not expect Kate to put up with his catting around. Afterall, Diana was his mother for God's sake!

Posted at 6:02PM on Nov 16th 2006 by beth

9. I would have kicked his ass to the curb - I'm sure the "Royals" aren't used to that sort of treatment. And if he'll cheat once, he'll cheat again. Look at Princess Diana, she married to be a WIFE, not a second wife - she thought it would be just her and the Prince. Then comes in the hound Camilla (ewwww) and it really destroyed her. How in the f'ing world can Charles be telling Camillla he wants to be her tampon and go home to someone as beautiful as the Princess? Camilla is a scumbag and so is the Prince. I hate to say it, but it looks like Prince William might be following those same dog tracks.

Posted at 6:03PM on Nov 16th 2006 by Patty

10. Like the King would want any of you diet coke drinking, twinkie eating cows!
Kings are ALLOWED to fool around. Where do you think the saying ' its good to be king' comes from peasant wenches.... LOL!!

Posted at 6:06PM on Nov 16th 2006 by racer

11. Screw that mess, I'd duck an Emperor if it meant he couldn't keep his pants up. Its all about the loyalty.

Posted at 6:14PM on Nov 16th 2006 by Moral Momma

12. Uh, you can't marry into being the "queen"

Is the queen of England's husband the king? No, he's Prince Philip.. You have to be a direct blood descendant to have the title of king or queen..

You retards...

Posted at 6:10PM on Nov 16th 2006 by Ted

13. Yeah the name diana means something to me. Again maybe if she had played her cards right she would have lived to be queen. Besides, everyone knows charles will never be king. His mom will out live him, which is why ms.middleton actually has a chance at being queen. Come on the queen mom lived to be 100+ and the queen is like in her late seventies or early eighties.

Posted at 6:11PM on Nov 16th 2006 by teddyp

14. No King, but Jesus.

Royalty is a family of liars. They are not special.

Posted at 6:15PM on Nov 16th 2006 by No King, but Jesus.

15. This girl may become queen, but she will never be a Diana. For one, Diana was known for her charitable work and her effort to help mankind.

What does Kate Middleton do?
Shop, watch Prince William play rugby, shop, watch William play cricket, shop.

Posted at 6:17PM on Nov 16th 2006 by elaine

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