1. OH LOOK....KATIE HOLMES AND TOM CRUISE WITH THEIR BASTARD CHILD!!

Posted at 3:33PM on Nov 16th 2006 by SHERRY

2. Wow! It looks like Tom's buttons are about to bust!

Posted at 3:33PM on Nov 16th 2006 by Erin

3. Don't care. Don't you have any other news . Everything is about Tom, Katie, Paris K-fed etc. We don't want news about has-beens. Levin get on the ball or stay with the Peoples Court. At least there its different every day.

Posted at 3:37PM on Nov 16th 2006 by tattoo

4. I agree, he looks bloated, the camera doesn't add that much weight. As far as his clothes, I guess that's how scientologists dress on Mars. Who's gonna marry them Spock!

Posted at 3:40PM on Nov 16th 2006 by Sally

5. Don't call that innocent child a bastard. Who are you to judge that child? Such angry over aggressive people.

Posted at 3:43PM on Nov 16th 2006 by Pandi

6. The shoes and tie are not the only thing that doesn't go with the suit. How about Katie and Suri. Both of them are too good to be with him and I don't see this marriage lasting more than a few years at best and I'm giving it a few years because they both will be too embarassed that they made a mistake. Her by marrying him and him by marrying a female.

Posted at 3:43PM on Nov 16th 2006 by Danette

7. Katie looks fab! but Tom is looking drab! He needs a makeover!!!

Posted at 3:44PM on Nov 16th 2006 by Jacki

8. Too bad this is considered real news . The Networks are having a field day with this crap . Katie , now that they finally let you see the baby ---RUN !!! Tom looks like he is having a baby himself , maybe twins .Katie looks very sweet in thie picture so I assume someone missed her hourly dosage of mind-drugs . To bad nobody noticed the rebels in Darfur crossed over into Chad and have started MASS MURDERING VILLAGERS !! Dickheads .

Posted at 3:45PM on Nov 16th 2006 by Nasty Boil

9. As the Mayor of the Munchkin City

In the County of the land of Oz,

He'd like to marry Kate most regally

But He must verify it LEGALLY

To see (To See!)

If She (If She!)

Is Legally, Morally

Utterly DEPLORABLY

DEAD!

(And she *is*...in the brain department. And, judging from the photos of short, bloated, pasty, bad-haired Tom Cruise...he is straight out of a Judy Garland nightmare...well, maybe not STRAIGHT out of one. Do with the pun what ye will. But he is, indeed, a midget).

Posted at 3:52PM on Nov 16th 2006 by Ian

10. He thought since he was in Italy he should dress like The Godfather.

Posted at 3:53PM on Nov 16th 2006 by almost 40

11. Good lord! What happend to Tom? He is getting FAT. I'm sorry, but that baby is MUCH older than 6 months. I believe that is Chris Klein's and Katie's baby. That's why at the "end" of her pregnancy, she started wearing that fake pregnancy belly.

I bet Tom made him an offer he couldn't refuse.

Posted at 3:54PM on Nov 16th 2006 by Miss Honey

12. Oxblood leather looks brown in photos.
Oxblood shoes ARE considered Burgundy, furthermore...the suit is probably BLACK.
the staff at TMZ are all such idiots.

Not that i even care if these two "stars" live or die...just get your facts RIGHT Levin or give it up.

Posted at 3:55PM on Nov 16th 2006 by tmz is a joke

13. Tom needs to come out of the closet so he can lose his "guilt" weight.

Posted at 3:56PM on Nov 16th 2006 by Gen-X

14. 5. Don't call that innocent child a bastard. Who are you to judge that child? Such angry over aggressive people.

Posted at 3:42PM on Nov 16th 2006 by Pandi

Youre an idiot...look up the word Bastard and your stupid ass will know that Suri is a BASTARD CHILD...GROW UP & LEARN WHAT WORDS MEAN....I SUGGEST A STUPID AS LIKE YOU BUY A DICTIONARY.

Posted at 3:57PM on Nov 16th 2006 by PAM

15. I like how's she's very loving and protective of her baby. She may become a good mommy after all. As for Tom, he appears to be possesive, keeping close to Katie's side like he's afraid she's going to run off with the baby. Maybe that's her plan...

Posted at 4:00PM on Nov 16th 2006 by Lulu