Forget LaFave -- Alba Rules!!

1. I would never want someone like Jessica Alba teaching my sons in school. They would never learn anything because they would be so flustered by all of her beauty.

Posted at 2:21PM on Nov 17th 2006 by deb

2. curvey?! She's 110 pounds... thats not curvey, thats SKINNY. We are so f***ed as a society, no wonder girl's are dying of anorexia.

Posted at 2:22PM on Nov 17th 2006 by Jen

3. Ditto #2

Posted at 2:35PM on Nov 17th 2006 by peanut gallery

4. she's a perfect weight. If you chicks are dying because you won't pick-up a sandwich, don't blame the rest of society. Its called survival and its page 1 in the law of natural selection.

Posted at 3:33PM on Nov 17th 2006 by racer

5. She may be beautiful but when I see her all I can think about is what a bitch she is. She never tips and treats servants like a piece of sh*t. Shes a legend in her own mind.

Posted at 3:30PM on Nov 17th 2006 by drcocks

6. And you guys rail on Nicole and Posh for bieng so skinny...this chick looks like she is starving and you say she has a nice body? Icky Poo.

Posted at 5:16PM on Nov 17th 2006 by Caitlink

7. I would so turn gay for Alba. Once you have me you won't want anyone else. Remember that Jessica!!!!

Posted at 4:17PM on Nov 17th 2006 by Genevieve

8. my dna would fix her right up.

Posted at 5:30PM on Nov 17th 2006 by huh?

9. Pretty girl and she perfect. Not too fat and not skinny. I think the big gals came here to bash her. Why oh why are most women so jealous of a beautiful young girl? I see it all the time on this blog, women hating those more beautiful then them. I guess it's the sour grapes syndrome.

Posted at 1:07PM on Nov 18th 2006 by sam

10. Yeah, she's really good looking, not anorexic at all. And sorry for post number four if you are a servant of hers, and if you aren't it's probably just s crappy rumor.

Posted at 7:42AM on Nov 22nd 2006 by EdwardElric1928

11. Jessica, your attraction to men is not a sin as some may want you to think. I pray you continue to live out your salvation. Phil 2:12 Your modesty does show and you would be a good teacher. I've substitute taught at many schools and met several attractive teachers that do very well with both the girls and the guys. I believe you could do well too. God Bless you in your indivers. John 1:12 :-)

Posted at 8:51AM on Nov 22nd 2006 by Bob

12. she is perfectly fine, if u girls dont like her, thats also fine but u dont have to rail on her like that cuz she is just better lookin then all of u and that she is famous for her looks. i admit there are some bitchy celibraties but she is not one of them. i rather have alba teachin kids then paris hilton if u noe wat i mean :)

Posted at 4:44PM on Nov 27th 2006 by rocky

13. Jessica is a hot biotch..in every sense of the word. There now continue reading everyone elses explanations.

Posted at 12:00PM on Nov 22nd 2006 by JP

14. Uhh...hey, 11? This is hypothetical. Anyway, she is not anorexic. Nicole Richie you can actually see the bones, and Jessica looks about as Healthy as some of the girls I work with that are in high school and are definitely not anorexic.

Posted at 10:46AM on Nov 22nd 2006 by Brent

15. "...the celebrity that people would most want to see substitute teach for a day."

How the author explained the students' choice seems completely reasonable to me. Have any other enlightening reasons they'd choose her? I doubt it. Whether you believe she's beautiful or not, most people seem to. They were asked to choose a celebrity (someone forget what that is?) that would substitute for a day. That is one day. Education isn't so demanding that one day matters. Unfortunately so, but that's how it is.

Anyway, I wish people wouldn't take the opportunity to bash celebrities left and right. I think we all know people have different concepts of beauty, you don't have to remind us.

Posted at 10:54AM on Nov 22nd 2006 by Gallagher