Forget LaFave -- Alba Rules!!

11/17/2006 3:48 PM PST

Forget LaFave -- Alba Rules!!

The American people have spoken, and they want gorgeous Jessica Alba to teach them a lesson!

In an online poll conducted by the National Education Association, Ms. Alba came out on top as the celebrity that people would most want to see substitute teach for a day. Detention never sounded so good.

Here's a reason to bring back corporal punishment!

Jessica and her A+ curves received more votes than Oprah and Angelina Jolie; apparently, philanthropy doesn't hold a candle to six-pack abs. Think of the extra-curricular activities!