There Is No Sex Tape

1. SEE, WHAT THE HELL! THIS POOR GUY HAS GOTTEN SERIOUSLY TRASHED BY THE MEDIA, AND MOST OF ITS NOT EVEN TRUE! WHATS TRUE IS THE FACTS ABOUT BRITNEY, WHAT DO WE REALLY KNOW ABOUT KEVIN FEDERLINE, THATS TRUE! PUBLIC PERSEPTION IS BASED ON BUNCH OF BULLSHIT!

Posted at 12:31PM on Nov 21st 2006 by phoenix

2. no tape there's one youtube.com/watch?v=0VzFgngf-lw
check it out

Posted at 12:32PM on Nov 21st 2006 by swanny

3. Hate to say... I told you so.

I said there was no ACTUAL tape weeks ago. Anything you see on the wb is not her..kinda like that oooold supposed Peter North Allyssa Milano thing.

Posted at 12:38PM on Nov 21st 2006 by Joe Schmoe

4. If there's no tape then why was Britney's family friend talking about it? Looks like K-Fed got his money to keep the tape under wraps. He is going to come out better in this divorce than people have been lead to believe.

Posted at 12:39PM on Nov 21st 2006 by B Diddy

5. WHO CARES! UGH!

Posted at 12:42PM on Nov 21st 2006 by I know pop culture

6. Yo yo yo, Kfed, (#1), is that you? Your terrible grammar and punctuation give it away. You need to get over yourself already.

Posted at 12:48PM on Nov 21st 2006 by Koi

7. #5 PLEASE Give me a break...that family friend was fictional and they slandered her name and story. There is a lawsuit already being filed by Nyla towards them. And there is no way a 55 year old woman was shown a sex tape and then talk about it....Sheesh get your facts str8!

Posted at 12:51PM on Nov 21st 2006 by amanda

8. #7 PLEASE! ARE YOU A GIRL, OR A BOY? SOUNDS LIKE THEIRS A @!%^%^ IN THE HOUSE! SAY SOMETHING MEANINGFUL, YOU SOUND LIKE AN IDIOT!

Posted at 12:59PM on Nov 21st 2006 by phoenix

9. Of course there is a tape. Guarentee Brit just coughed up enough dough for him to either destroy it or deny it existed.

My man KFed is wise enough to know that a sex tape is all the pre nup you need when you're wife is a celeb.

Posted at 1:13PM on Nov 21st 2006 by Rick

10. Thank God!!!

Posted at 1:38PM on Nov 21st 2006 by Barb

11. !!!TMZ Cherry Picks Paris-ite News!!!

Paris Hilton vomits during Las Vegas stage performance, after Jay Z concert.

"She gets up on the stage, pukes and leaves. I find the music business charming."

LoL

TMZ never really gives us the good stuff! ...and now.....the rest of the story...

From Joshua Radin’s most recent MySpace bulletin:

just got back from las vegas - i was there for one night with the cast and crew of "scrubs" - so that was a lot of fun. many funny people going crazy in 24 hours. we get there, we hit the blackjack tables, we win, well some of us, then we eat, then we get escorted to a private table upstairs for a jay-z show at 3am. tv people do it right. to be honest, i don’t know much about hip hop. i like to dance to it but i can’t remember ever listening to the lyrics. well, jay-z is like the beatles of rap so i figured i’d give it a shot. especially cause it was free and i was sitting on the stage about 18 inches from jay-z the entire hour he performed. crazy. also crazy was Paris Hilton who was sitting next to me the whole night. seriously, next to me, like our legs were touching for a good 5 hours. now don’t get the wrong idea. she never once said hello, nor even looked in my direction. five hours. and it was unreal to watch. she must have pulled a compact out of her bag every 6 minutes to stare at herself and pose, while jay-z was performing 18 inches from us. so high-larious. then the best part: after jay-z was finished (by the way, he was introduced to the crowd by michael "let’s get ready to rumble" buffer) jay-z left the stage and paris, who had been swilling straight vodka from the grey goose bottle for hours, gets up on stage, has the people in charge throw her "record" on the house stereo for her to lip sync two of her songs. she gets up on the stage, pukes, leaves. note this: she was unable to successfully mouth words that someone else wrote for her. i find the music business charming.

source - my myspace bulletins, Joshua Radin’s Myspace

- also @ -

http://www.24dash.com/showbiz_slapdash/13326.htm

oh....yay brit!....boo k-fed...lather, rinse, repeat.

Posted at 1:05PM on Nov 21st 2006 by I find it simply HILARIOUS!!!

12. THATS REALLY SAD HOW THE MEDIA HAS HUMILIATED THIS GUY!! IS ANYONE LOOKING AT BRITNEY?? look at this she was partying with the #1 hoe of hollywood in vegas this weekend!! and she got wild and out stripping for people!! what kinda shit is that!! she should be home with her children!! I understand she has to move on but doing that shit is not cool!!

Posted at 1:56PM on Nov 21st 2006 by Die Hard

13. It doesn't matter if there's a sex tape or not. I don't want to see trailer park trash doing the deed. If Britney had been smart, she wouldn't have married a leech.

Posted at 1:15PM on Nov 21st 2006 by sharp

14. #1, your grammar is pretty bad...seriously.

I have a sinking feeling that Britney paid off that dirt bag. Next time that Britney wants to take up with someone like that, I hope she reconsiders and just hires a male gigolo...if only Richard Gere were not gay :)-

Posted at 1:18PM on Nov 21st 2006 by Thinking in Type

15. Ditto #13's comments!

Posted at 1:19PM on Nov 21st 2006 by Thinking in Type