Simpson Peddles Pizza, Pimp Pop Pleased

the clock is ticking...her 15 minutes are almost gone. she'll crach and burn soon

Wow. She looks pretty in that red dress.

Reading about her is like torture! Literally.

Jessica is so two years ago.....who cares?

The only positive thing I can say about her is at least she wears better fake hair than her sister.

You know, there is still an avenue not yet treaded in which the Simpson sisters could make themselves more money then they could ever possibly imagine...you guessed it, Pornography!!!

Yay for pornography!!!

I mean, you know, it isn’t I suppose technically Christian and all, buuuut I got this sneaking suspicion Old Joe’s soul has darkened itself a bit over the last decade or so.

Yo Joe, are your knees tired yet from all the begging for forgiveness you’ve been doing?

Redemption from sin is kinda tough, when right afterwards you go and commit a bunch of sins, and often the exact same ones.

DAMN IF ONLY SHE HAD REALLY FALLEN...FLAT ON HER UGLY ASS HORSE FACE... SHES SUCH AN IDIOT...BUT SHES GOOD FOR LAUGHES!!! SHES A PIZZA WHORE!!!!

Why does everybody hate on her? Been wondering this for a while...still haven't got a clue. I mean did she steal your (or somebody elses) man? Is she a thief? What is it about her that people just can't get over and feel that hatin on her is justified?

Now as I sit and type this...one thing comes to mind..her daddy is kinda sleazy but that shouldn't reflect on her (or should it?)

When are we going to see some nude photos of her. . . or at the least a really cool crotch shot? I wonder. Come on TMZ, step your game up. Peace&Love

I feel sorry for her because she does have talent,but she is so stupid she doesn't realize that even with talent,it is still a business and you have to treat it like a business and perform in the manner expected. How hard could it have been to memorize the Dolly Parton song? After all,she is a singer and should understand that people have a right to expect her to remember lyrics. It's ain't rocket science.

Her former husband does seem to understand that it's a business,and he is going to do well. If Jessica doesn't get her act together real soon and start acting like a professional,she is going to find herself at furniture store openings within a year.

How much is Pizza Hut paying her for this commerical? Soon as taxes & everything else is taken out, then when Papa Joe gets a hold of it, they'll be nothing left. Papa Joe, you need to be standing in the unemployment line, you're daughter is going down. Jessica, you had something good until you messed it up with Nick. He didn't let you get a away with squat. I blame that on you're parents. They should of taught you how to be independent. I wouldn't doubt it if they followed you & Nick on you're honeymoon. What a waste!

I, for one, believe in Jessica. People are cruel as they can love you and hate you all before one breath is over and done with. Hopefully, she doesn't get too jaded with the glamourous life and maybe get back to writing and singing. Hang in there, Jess. No matter what the world throws at ya.

Are her shoes really that BIG? They look like 6 inch platform-wedge flip-flops. WTH???


I agree, she does look pretty in the red.

my fault, i see---It's the train of the dress creating a shadow on her shoes.........

I hope she hangs in there and yes, she does look beautiful in that dress.

That's alot of woman, bet I could ride her for the full 8 seconds before gettin throwed off.