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What About Man-Bob?

Now that every Urban, Spade and Cojo has taken to sporting the Meg Ryan-spawned man-shag, a new haircut of mass destruction has reared its ugly head: The man-bob!

The Man-Bob Attacks
Once relegated to the likes of Dorothy Hamill and Posh Spice, now some of Hollywood's hottest hunks, like actor-turned-goth rocker Jared Leto (upper left), and "Heroes" star Milo Ventimiglia (upper right), are getting their locks sheared, shaped and flat-ironed into the feminine flip. How lovely!

Fall Out Boy bassist Pete Wentz (lower left) has taken the emasculating man-bob a step further by also adding heavy eyeliner to the not-so-dandy do, while AFI's Davey Havok's (lower right) man-bob with fake eyelashes makes RuPaul look butch. Can you say Liza with a Z?

Before you start blaming these metrosexual messes for their bad bouffants, send your man-bob hate mail to the real person responsible for its 21st Century resurgence -- Miss Rosie O'Donnell (center).



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16. Ummm....#6...while I agree with some of your statement, TMZ has the right to call Rosie whatever they want. It may seem homophobic, but it is what most people think. It is not the fact that she is a lesbian who looks like a 350 pound fatass ugly man....it is her even fatter mouth and obnoxious personality that make people hate her. The fact that no man on earth would touch her and she has had to turn to other obese nasty women is just icing on the cake.

Rosie needs to do everyone a favor and OD on twinkies and McDonalds and leave the world alone. The View sucked enough when Al Reynolds fag hag was on there...but it has went to further depths with the big mouthed ignorant Rosie, who seems to set the standard for fat lesbians everywhere.

Posted at 2:25PM on Jan 25th 2007 by Rosie Sucks

17. A perfect example why AFI sucks now.

Posted at 3:04PM on Jan 25th 2007 by tom

18. i love davey's hair, i think it's too bad he hasn't been wearing the eyelashes, i liked them in the llw vid.

rosie is a man though.

Posted at 10:33PM on Jan 25th 2007 by lee

19. 17, do you want him to go back to his devilock days? now that was an unattractive haircut.

Posted at 10:33PM on Jan 25th 2007 by lee

20. Milo and his hair is hot.

Posted at 3:20PM on Jan 25th 2007 by Misch

21. It's an interesting look. But that one on the lower right side looks like celine dion after hotboxing it in a motel bathroom. And it looks like he stole a lot more than just his sister's eyeliner; blush, eye shadow, foundation, the works. FUGLY

I don't think Rosie minds being called a man. She probably makes her wife call her "Ross".

Posted at 3:33PM on Jan 25th 2007 by ezze

22. Pette Wentz: super hot
AFI guy: disgusting
Jared Leto: WTF happened to him? eawww!
Vilimiagnoto: Hmmm, ugly, I guess!

Posted at 9:45PM on Jan 25th 2007 by Casey Adams*

23. They all look stupid. Halloween was like 3 months ago asswipes!

Posted at 5:11PM on Jan 25th 2007 by Whatever

24. That thing is not called the man-bob. It's called the 'San francisco swoop'

Posted at 4:59PM on Jan 25th 2007 by Tropy

25. #12 Jennifer...buh...bye...it ain't gonna happen.

Posted at 5:02PM on Jan 25th 2007 by Jen

26. Davey Havok is a genius. You trolls here will never understand.

And, though I agree it was a bitchy remark from TMZ about Rosie O'Donnel, what do you expect? This is a f***ing tabloid site with no actual merit.

And Havok really does rock the cut better than any of the folks here. He's been in the business longer than any of these, except for maybe O'Donnel. The man and his band deserve respect that a site like this and its loyal followers will probably never appreciate.

Posted at 5:03PM on Jan 25th 2007 by Nikki

27. You people at TMZ are despicable. Your comments regarding Rosie O'Donnell are blatantly homophonic and I have already reported this incident to GLAAD as well as a few friends of mine. We are outraged and will not be reading your publication any longer. I will make it my duty to inform every GLBT and GLBT-friendly person I know about this.

Posted at 10:26AM on Jan 26th 2007 by Ex TMZ reader.

28. I am appalled and highly offeneded by this article. I just wanted to publically state that I will never again read TMZ because of the unnecessary homophobic remark made about Rosie O'Donnell.

Posted at 5:29PM on Jan 25th 2007 by Marg

29. How sad you have to take a pic of Rosie that is at least 3yrs old and add it to a lame article.. pityful reporting.. can we say homophobic someone?
what a cheap shot.

Posted at 10:32PM on Jan 25th 2007 by Cathy

30. #22 is quite correct in saying that Mr. Havok is a genius.
This article displays only the writers' biases and prejudices. Not in any way respectable.

Posted at 6:31PM on Jan 26th 2007 by mindy

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