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Val

Can't Take Dump So Residents Must Pay

4/23/2007 12:52 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

It's rough living around a location shoot for a Val Kilmer movie!


At 8:30 this morning, a movie starring Kilmer, "Columbus Day," was about to film in Echo Park near downtown L.A.

The residents were supposed to move their cars off the street. The wife of a TMZ staffer was at home, taking care of her one-year-old child when she heard banging at the front door. A woman named Kelli Lassen told the staffer's wife, "You need to move your f**king car because we need to park the toilets for the Val Kilmer movie." Nice.

We contacted Lassen, who at first denied saying it, then said she was reacting to a man in a nearby apartment who wouldn't move his car. She said she called that man a "f**king asshole" and then acknowledged she got hot with the staffer's wife.

Lassen apologized for her outburst, but added, "Val Kilmer can't even use the bathroom."

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31.

Michael Richards    

omg....look at that fat forker! Why doesnt he get a personal trainer or something?

2737 days ago
32.

CoolGirl2008    

Why doesn't it surprise me that TMZ staff and their spouses can't read or abide simple instructions?

2737 days ago
33.

Taira    

Now we know who Frederick Von Anhalt really knocked up!

2737 days ago
34.

logruszed    

I woulda punched that broad in her dong.

2737 days ago
35.

??    

Thats his personal flotation device.

2737 days ago
36.

Cindy    

Sure it's not an Orca sequel?

2737 days ago
37.

Stacie    

Oh my God! is that a baby bump I see!!!

2737 days ago
38.

MM    

BALDWIN'S PIGLET - Classic name !

2737 days ago
39.

still here    

he is either going to play a fat guy in his new movie and he's just getting into character or he is going to be filmed only from the neck up

2737 days ago
40.

Brother Harold, S.J.    

TELL THAT NO-TALENT SLOB OF AN ACTOR TO TAKE A DUMP IN HIS PANTS.

2737 days ago
41.

stayput    

he thinks he's marlon brando; an old very fat marlon brando. who are these casting people that think he's still a box office draw. he can't act and he's unwatchable.

sorry val, but you're washed up.

2737 days ago
42.

nataska    

Lol. Poor dude. He looks like his missed a few dumps.

2737 days ago
43.

still here    

its said he idolizes marlin brando,now hes actually morphing into him

2737 days ago
44.

Standards are badly needed.    

Val should do Jenny Craig after Valerie Bertinelli.
He should give Jenny a call.

I love Val Kilmer. He ought to get together with Eddie Van Halen and work out.
Eddie's lookin' re-hot these days; lost weight, new 'do, fixed teeth...

2737 days ago
45.

HKS SUCKS!!!    

OMG - how SAD!!!! And to think -- I used to think he was so hot! Wow....he really let himself go!

2737 days ago
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