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John Mayer Negotiating with Aliens?

Posted May 21st 2007 3:00PM by TMZ Staff

John Mayer, newly busted-up borefriend of Jessica Simpson, was spotted in NYC today, ranting on his cell phone about an alien hostage situation and helicopters ... and about needing some pizza!?!

Obviously pulling the collective leg of the stalkerazzi, Mayer wouldn't answer questions about his widely reported split with the cleavage queen Jessica, but instead put on quite a show for photogs following him.

Mayer doesn't appear to be too heartbroken, but then again, he's quite a kidder.

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1. Yawn.....

Posted at 2:53PM on May 21st 2007 by blech

2. I love John Mayer and his music and he is so funny!

Posted at 2:55PM on May 21st 2007 by Sidney

3. He's quoting Al Pacino in "Dog Day Afternoon." Awesome.

Posted at 2:56PM on May 21st 2007 by Beulah

4. LOL! Thanks John for your silliness. I enjoyed it.

Posted at 2:59PM on May 21st 2007 by Sarah

5. no hes talking to jess's dad Ill take a bus and a pizza before I take your slutty daughter back lol hahahahahahaha

Posted at 3:17PM on May 21st 2007 by me

6. JOHN I LOVE YOUR JOKE, LOVE YOUR HAIR, LOVE YOU JOHN, AND YOUR LATEST MUSIC THE BEST!

Posted at 3:34PM on May 21st 2007 by I LOVE JOHN MAYER

7. Congratulations for dumping the orange porn star looking Jessica. I'm sure it was Jessica looking like an orange porn star that made you reach your saturation point with self absorbed ditzy Jessica. And obviously she was not doing her job in bed either. Her big front teeth draged and it hurt.

Posted at 3:39PM on May 21st 2007 by Congratulations John for dumping the orange porn star looking Jessica.

8. John is the hottest guy around.........and those LIPS........I could just eat him up!!!

Posted at 3:51PM on May 21st 2007 by Miss M

9. i bet ur still with that bimbo!!!! i wish u would do us all a favor and nail her already... and get rid of her dumb ass.....and become a legit musican again.... before she rubs her no talent ass all over u and u become talentless ur self...

Posted at 10:23AM on May 22nd 2007 by kass

10. Yay! He got that mop cut! He's back to being brilliant. I'm a happy fan.

Posted at 5:18PM on May 21st 2007 by Leanne

11. JOHN PLEASE CONSIDER PERFORMING IN ORANGE COUNTY CALIFORNIA BECAUSE A LOT OF US TRY TO AVOID LA AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE. LOVE YOUR HAIR CUT, LOVE YOUR HEIGHT, LOVE YOU'RE RECENT MUSIC THE BEST, AND YOU LOOK GREAT WITHOUT ORANGE PORN STAR JESS NEXT TO YOU.

Posted at 5:59PM on May 21st 2007 by Avoiding LA by Living in the OC

12. I wouldn't be surprised if John was embarassed by the outfit on the ORANGE PORN STAR....the night she went to the fashion institue gala in NY City......I guess she thinks trashy is a good thing....Seems to me since her sister has emerged from surgery looking like a true beauty...Jessica thinks her boobs are all she has left to try and sell

She looked like she could be one of the ladies of the night....

She gives dumb slut....a whole new meaning

Posted at 6:07PM on May 21st 2007 by just me

13. I was "extremely insulted" directly and indirectly by John Mayer on Myspace and elsewhere, and actually beside myself with grief when I found out just how malicous he was/is. I'm not asking for respect, but I certainly don't ask for disrespect. I don't wish to cross his path, and hope I never have to meet him on business.

From a very disappointed former British fan in the United Kingdom.

Posted at 7:12PM on May 21st 2007 by Ketty(UK)

14. Sorry John but as much as I like you I didn't find this funny. I know your trying to avoid answering questions but do it differently or just ignore it all together. What you did won't get them off your back...you knew this was going to happen when JS came into the picture...now you just have to accept it.

Posted at 7:39PM on May 21st 2007 by Jen

15. JOHN DENY EVER KNOWING JESSICA ALL YOU WANT AND CONTINUE WITH THE HUMOR AND YOUR GREAT BLUES/SOUL MUSIC. I LOVE YOU JOHN. I LOVE YOUR HAIR CUT, YOUR HEIGHT, FULL LIPS, LOVE THE WHOLE PACKAGE. AND I HOPE ORANGE PORN STAR JESSICA IS NEVER SEEN AROUND YOU AGAIN BECAUSE YIKES!

Posted at 7:57PM on May 21st 2007 by JOHN DUMPED THE ORANGE PORN JESSICA

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