John Mayer Negotiating with Aliens?

Yay! He got that mop cut! He's back to being brilliant. I'm a happy fan.

JOHN PLEASE CONSIDER PERFORMING IN ORANGE COUNTY CALIFORNIA BECAUSE A LOT OF US TRY TO AVOID LA AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE. LOVE YOUR HAIR CUT, LOVE YOUR HEIGHT, LOVE YOU'RE RECENT MUSIC THE BEST, AND YOU LOOK GREAT WITHOUT ORANGE PORN STAR JESS NEXT TO YOU.

I wouldn't be surprised if John was embarassed by the outfit on the ORANGE PORN STAR....the night she went to the fashion institue gala in NY City......I guess she thinks trashy is a good thing....Seems to me since her sister has emerged from surgery looking like a true beauty...Jessica thinks her boobs are all she has left to try and sell

She looked like she could be one of the ladies of the night....

She gives dumb slut....a whole new meaning

I was "extremely insulted" directly and indirectly by John Mayer on Myspace and elsewhere, and actually beside myself with grief when I found out just how malicous he was/is. I'm not asking for respect, but I certainly don't ask for disrespect. I don't wish to cross his path, and hope I never have to meet him on business.

From a very disappointed former British fan in the United Kingdom.

Sorry John but as much as I like you I didn't find this funny. I know your trying to avoid answering questions but do it differently or just ignore it all together. What you did won't get them off your back...you knew this was going to happen when JS came into the picture...now you just have to accept it.

JOHN DENY EVER KNOWING JESSICA ALL YOU WANT AND CONTINUE WITH THE HUMOR AND YOUR GREAT BLUES/SOUL MUSIC. I LOVE YOU JOHN. I LOVE YOUR HAIR CUT, YOUR HEIGHT, FULL LIPS, LOVE THE WHOLE PACKAGE. AND I HOPE ORANGE PORN STAR JESSICA IS NEVER SEEN AROUND YOU AGAIN BECAUSE YIKES!

John Mayer is very rude, and not at all funny in public. How would he feel if we insulted him with jokes about his life and work? How would he feel if someone set up a website with him being the sole and constant object of ridicule and scorn.

His jokes are crass and he obviously never rehearsed his appalling and drab routine, which makes me wonder if he ever rehearses at all. He’s probably the type of comedian who rehearses on stage on the night, if you know what I mean. The timing during his routine was odd, and his jokes are just as odd and offensive as he is. I believe at one point he leaned against the rear of the stage in the comedy cellar, which I thought was extremely unprofessional, he looked like a big kid on stage for the first time.

He looks and sounds like a “Complete Amateur,” and should do everyone a favour by performing properly for a change. If you do anything in life, whether it’s dumping the trash to a pathetic comedy routine, for goodness sake do it properly.

My advice is: “Polish up your act” or “Get off and stay off.”

He looks like Edward Scissorhands!!! Freaky..

who wouldn't be talking about aliens after dating jessica. they're all aliens.

he was probably tryin to get buddah. weed. that may explain the pizza.

hahahaha he is so funny...love him!

Why question if he's talkin about aliens? He's been dating one, hasn't he?

I am so unhappy with the way I was treated on myspace by John Mayer, and the vast number of myspace websites he operated incognito under his name, so I have formally decided to take legal action against him on completion of legal courses in the United Kingdom in many years to come, or for however long it takes for me to pass my exams. I will never ever forget the appalling way John Mayer related to me on myspace and his blogs, not to mention how he may have insulted others.

He should think twice about the way he treats people on the web, and that some people don't take kindly to a barrage of insults, which is all I received from him, both directly and indirectly. Granted, I won't be able to imprison or sue him by way of the criminal courts for the barrage in insults he gave me on myspace and his blogs, but I am certain that I will deal with him in the criminal courts later for whatever reasons I deem necessary. Who said that life was fair, and whoever thought that justice was fair?

I wonder if he remembers “Girl can I pee on you?” or perhaps he remembers “Can I punch you in the stomach?” or how about “Go back to whore island.” His myspace website is littered with offensive porno pics on a daily basis, when he knows that there are children under the age of 16 that regularly appear on his comment’s column. His personal blogs, and blogs operated incognito by him are wholly distasteful, with constant references made to malicious and violent behaviour.

So, since November 2006 I’ve learned the following about John Mayer:

1) He likes guns and zombies.

2) He likes peeing and vomiting, and likes to regurgitate his feelings when speaking about sex in public or with journalists from magazines etc.

3) He enjoys insulting people during his comedy routines, when perhaps he should pick on other subjects to ridicule.

4) He likes young girls under the age of 16 on myspace, as I believe he himself set up private websites incognito on myspace and posed as girls under the age of 16. He has many fans, ranging from children under 16, to adults over 50. John Mayer may have hoped that his older fans would withdraw when they realised how rude and ageist he was.

5)He likes copious amounts of drugs and alcohol, and that’s entirely up to him how he portrays himself to the world, and I’m just exposing the facts that’s all, as he did say on one of his most recent blogs that he likes the truth. So, here goes everything!

6) In 1996 he attended the Berklee College of Music, and dropped out after a few months. His influences are Stevie Ray Vaughan and Jimi Hendrix, and yet John Mayer still hasn’t found a way to develop his own individual style.

7) He can’t read music very well, he certainly can’t sing properly, and only recently started singing lessons.

8) He has also unforgivably ridiculed women with different breast sizes.

I hope you all find the following honest to goodness links useful, they’re all about John Mayer:

http://www.rollingstone.com/news/story/11515443/john_mayer_speaks_listen_to_his_hilarious_takes_on_paris_hilton_brad__angelina_living_in_ny

http://www.usmagazine.com/node/1829

I will adjourn for a while.

He's a commie, but he's an amusing commie.

And Ketty(UK) - we get it. Shut up already.