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Kimmel Cracks on Paris Card

6/27/2007 4:51 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Click to return to TMZ.comFresh from an appendectomy, Jimmy Kimmel returned to his show last night -- just in time to poke a little fun at Paris Hilton and TMZ.

Kimmel found the card Paris sent TMZ to be particularly telling, joking, "So she's learned the alphabet in prison, which is good." Burn!

He then slipped on his art critic hat, critiquing Paris' self-portrait by saying she looks like "a cross between an alien and a blow-up sex doll." Like he could do any better.

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booger9    

Yay! More Paris posts. Let's call this site PMZ

2612 days ago
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rachel    


Kimmel is overrated..

2612 days ago
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Standards are badly needed.    

Yeah, and what does HE look like? I won't stoop that low. Read THIS, Kimmel.

I think personal attacks on one's appearance (something she was born with and can't control) are gratuitous and unecessary. I'm no fan, but I think she has her own kind of beauty. I think the things she DOES are open season for Kimmel and other comedians.
Heaven knows there's enough funny stuff to cherry pick from. Do better, Kimmel.

2612 days ago
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welle    

Haha, Kimmel cracks me up!

2612 days ago
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Dennis Rodman    

first

2612 days ago
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serene    

wow if this paris story did not prove how much TMZ kisses paris' bootay...then I don't know what does. report on something else....paris is ridiculously annoying and everytime I see her I feel like I am losing brain cells.

2612 days ago
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RY    

TMZ don't hate cause the man tells the truth.Get off Paris's nutsack already.

2612 days ago
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tisheepoo    

I think you shold point out the fact that the TMZ guy on Larry King was soooo soft on Paris that night. He knew she was watching.....

2612 days ago
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kim suck    

GREATTTTT!!T!T!T!!!

2612 days ago
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Love    

yeah looks like TMZ is the last to finish...

Liz Claiborn died... how come Tmz doesnt have that kind of info... they'll get crap like how much make-up Paris wears but not that Liz died???

2612 days ago
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TH    

Kimmel is a never-been, never mind a has-been since he was never there in the first place.

2612 days ago
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john    

the owner of TMZ seems like such a kiss a** when it comes to Hilton!Always coming to her defense!

2612 days ago
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DL    

He's with Sarah Silverman = He IS doing MUCH better

2612 days ago
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MB    

Careful TMZ your Paris favoritism is showing again...............

2612 days ago
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Linc    

Ummm, yea TMZ actually he can do better than Paris Hilton. He's been with Sara Silverman for a few years now.........way hotter and more talented than Paris.
And Paris is a skank, post something besides her dumb ass for oh I dont know at least one day, please. I LOVE TMZ! despite what i said......

2612 days ago
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