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Preggers in Jail

The Nicole Baby Story?

7/3/2007 4:53 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Inseminated and emaciated starlet Nicole Richie's legal woes may get even worse. If the micro-sized Richie is sentenced to do time in the clink, there'll be no VIP treatment for the puny reality star.

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The birdlike Richie is expecting the stork in just six months. Pregnant inmates are housed in the general population and given a high calorie diet -- oh the horror -- and prenatal vitamins. Eat up, hon! If Nic goes into labor while doing time, she'll be forced to pop the kid at a hospital contracted by her Los Angeles correctional facility -- no VIP suite at Cedars Sinai!

The usual hospital stay for jailbird mommies is three days, with the required Sheriff's deputy standing guard. Then it's back to the pen -- without the newbie! The precious celebuspawn of Nicole and Joel would be given to either the father, or the grandparents! All night long!

Upon release from the hospital -- it's back to Chez Jail!

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quack quack    

a ha ha ha....all night long...funny!

2486 days ago
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FABIO    

Maybe PARIS will donate some cash to set-up a maternity ward over at the Lynwood Hilton???

2486 days ago
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rig    

lock her ass up,stuff her with food ,and keep the baby,the best thing that could happen to the child

2486 days ago
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quack quack    

Steve O....i think you may be on to something!!!

2486 days ago
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Julie    

Nicole doesnt deserve to be pregnant. Physically she can't even take care of herself.

2486 days ago
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lucky    

No kidding think of the kid dont make cheap jokes about it, the baby cant help who its born too.

The baby is innocent back off on the hate peeps.

2486 days ago
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quack quack    

#3...we are not making light....we are making huge...point & laugh kind of fun at this preggo going to jail!

2486 days ago
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are you new?    

I LOVE COSTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2486 days ago
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ME    

She probably got pregnant on purpose to try to get out of going to jail. And knowing the dumbass judges there she probably will. Celebrity justice - get away with anything. If she is pregnant, she needs to start eating & take care of herself.

2486 days ago
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Sarah Silverman SUCKS!    

If this doesn't keep Nicole sober then nothing will. This is the best thing that could have happened to her. Hopefully she will wise up and stop being such a smart mouth.

2486 days ago
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Get a Clue    

Nice work Nicole. Your baby's first breath may be in a prison cell. That ought to guarantee a nice child therapy bill for you pay for years to come.

Think about it.. "Mommy, tell me how I came into this world"?

"Well, sweety.. after I kicked my herione habit, I hooked up with Paris Hilton to form an insidious reality show on the E channel, got a DUI while hopped up on pot, booze and pills and driving recklessly in the early morning down the wrong side of the freeway, hooked up with your father who was in a poser punk band for a few months, and was too stupid to use birth control".

She's got my vote for Mommy of the year...

2486 days ago
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bIUBBuLa    

Jugde Sauer is cutting his vacation short in order to be there to sentence her to the maximum length incarceration possible.

2486 days ago
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stupid brittney    

maybe she will actually put on some weight now and finally start taking care of herself for not only hersake but the sake of that baby. I still can't beleive she is PREGNANT. Thats scary!!!!

2486 days ago
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Zenophobe Alien    

What a lucky kid. Paris will be it's God mother! Just smile when ya think about that

2486 days ago
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TONY NY    

Maybe she will grow up,but clean up her mouth first. These girls need love and attention so bad.The parents should do more for them.They are crying for help.......................................

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