The New Man in Madonna's Life

9/7/2007 4:14 PM PDT
This is the Malawian official who will decide if Madge's parenting skills are up to snuff. Because rock hard abs, Kabbalah and Pilates do not a fit mom make!

Simon Chisale was spotted outside the MILF of Pop's London home this week, ready to assess whether the 49-year-old Material Girl and husband Guy Ritchie are suitable parents of little David Banda. Social worker don't preach!

After visiting a Malawi orphanage last year, Madonna took possession of the 23-month-old. Under that country's law, the Ciccone-Ritchies must remain foster parents for 18 months, before the adoption becomes final. She's keeping her African baby!