Jessica Simpson and Two Angels -- Hookers in Moscow?

They may be big name A-listers in America, but Victoria's Secret models Karolina Kurkova and Alessandra Ambrosio, and even Jessica Simpson are merely women of the night -- in Russia!
Hookers
In the naughty section of the Moscow Times are ads for escorts, complete with photos -- of these three stars! According to the ad, Kurkova's working name is Kristina, Ambrosio's is Masha and both are available 24 hours a day. Hot damn! If it's really Jessica, that would explain why her name is Lena; it has only two syllables -- something she'd be able to remember.

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Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Jessica Simpson

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1. First none of those photo's are Jessica Simpson. Man you TMZ peeps are morons

Posted at 12:06PM on Nov 29th 2007 by mommyof4

2. datz hott.

Posted at 12:08PM on Nov 29th 2007 by beaver

3. What is she digging for? Why so public? Wow!

Posted at 12:11PM on Nov 29th 2007 by Leo Woman

4. Its Xmas time

Dingleberry, dingleberry, dingelberry all the way . . . . .

Posted at 12:22PM on Nov 29th 2007 by Hidetheweine

5. You guys stole this from Adrianne Currys blog.

Posted at 12:34PM on Nov 29th 2007 by Marlene

6. The one on the right IS Jessica, its album cover art from one of her albums.

Posted at 12:35PM on Nov 29th 2007 by Marlene

7. Lucky Thong.

Posted at 1:02PM on Nov 29th 2007 by LeevMyNameOut

8. Nice remark Curry made about Joe Simpson wanting to have sex with his daughter. Adrianne......you are a real class act......NOT

Posted at 1:27PM on Nov 29th 2007 by Oh Please

9. Oh lord, have you heard the remarks Joe Simpson has made about his daughters boobs? Whoa, that man is scary. Beyond inappropriate. I hope he never molested his daughters.

Posted at 2:29PM on Nov 29th 2007 by Olivia

10. Ditto, this was stolen from Adrienne Curry's blog. The least you could do was credit her. First you guys stole stories from Mediatakeout.com and now your trolling myspace blogs for stories. Sad.......sad.

Posted at 4:28PM on Nov 29th 2007 by SLOW NEWS DAY

11. Um no its not. Look it up. NONE of those are Jessica Simpson

Posted at 4:58PM on Nov 29th 2007 by mommyof4

12. Yes it is Jessica Simpson! What's wrong with you?

http://www.phun.org/celebrities/jessica_simpson/jessica_simpson_68.jpg

Posted at 5:40PM on Nov 29th 2007 by LisaStanford

13. If you have to dig it out, you probably shouldn't be wearing it!

Posted at 8:52PM on Nov 29th 2007 by One stinky cracker

14. scratch it girl

Posted at 1:56PM on Dec 1st 2007 by Lucy

15. now that's just gotta feel good.

Posted at 7:12PM on Dec 2nd 2007 by da'truffle

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