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Joan Van Ark's Face --

That's 'Knot' Right

12/4/2007 1:01 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Former "Knots Landing" star Joan Van Ark is living proof that you should never schedule a chemical peel moments before a red carpet event!

Joan Van Ark
The 64-year-old, with tattoo-ish Liza brows and Sharpie eyeliner, was out at a theater event in L.A. on Saturday.

Her new look is in stark contrast to her CBS publicity photo (inset) from a few years ago. Damn!

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Jennie W.    

Its picures of celebrities like this that women need to see so they can stop beating themselves up over not looking like the celebrities in magazines. Its all good makeup, airbrushing and lighting. Nobodys flawless and this picture proves it!

2329 days ago
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The Simple Facts    

64? In what, Jupiter years??? Which would make her about a gazillion years old here! She could be in a walking-dead movie, playing the lead zombie, just as she is! I agree with poster who said 'quit trying to be something u are not' -- I mean C'MON -- we all want to look our best; but we also all age. Doing so a little more gracefully, instead of attempts to be as 20 & end up looking 2,000, would be a good start.... Ridiculous! and quite disturbing.

2329 days ago
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Seriously    

I guess it is HER. Here are more of the pics - WHO LET HER OUT LIKE THIS?!?

http://seriouslyomg.com/?p=6676

2329 days ago
49.

a    

that can't be real. must be a photoshop pic.

2329 days ago
50.

Hollywood's a Hazard    

Come ON you guys! Be nice... Phillis Diller is 90 years old for Gods sake! OOPS wrong photo. Never MInd.

2329 days ago
51.

aa girl    

No way. Does she not know? WTF?????

2329 days ago
52.

jayjay    

AAAH!! Is this a Michael Jackson impersonator or is it Michael in drag?!

2329 days ago
53.

FlBiker    

How did they get her autopsy photos?

2329 days ago
54.

Shaka    

All that is holy, I am very happy with my wrinkles right where they are, thank you very much. This is one frightening image, it just looks painful.

2329 days ago
55.

I NOTICED    

LMFAO @ STURGES
FRIGGIN PHYLLIS DILLER I AM AT WORK AND REALLY LAUGHED OUT LOAD AT THAT.
IT LOOKS LIKE HER FACE IS PLASTIC, AND SOMEONE HELD A LIT MATCH UP TO PART OF IT, AND IT DREW IT UP AND PUCKERED SOME OF IT.
THAT IS REALLY SO NASTY

2329 days ago
56.

Seriously    

Good God, WTF? And she's posing for a pic looking like that?
The eyeliner and eyebrows aren't even close to matching her hair and coloring.
Yikes, that really is just wrong.

2329 days ago
57.

my my my    

/What a f-----g nightmare. Typical Hollywood scare-let

2329 days ago
58.

Veronica    

IS SHE A PATIENT OF DR. JAY ADAMS???????????

2329 days ago
59.

auramac    

Lousy undertaker.

2329 days ago
60.

PS NY    

My opinion is she recently had a CO2 laser peel. Far more penetrating than a regular chemical peel, and can impair skin pigmentation, but it will usually bounce back in about 4-6 weeks. The dead giveaway is the blanching of color around the mouth. Just looks so wrong when compared to her over Botoxed brow.

2329 days ago
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