A Hard Day's Night For Headless Ringo

Vandals beheaded a Liverpool garden sculpture of Ringo Starr, knocking the bushy Fab Four down to three.
Vandals behead Ringo plant
The Edward Scissorhands-esque plants took 18 painstaking months to grow, only to have Ringo's head chopped off last week. The rest of Ringo's decapitated leafy body was brought into a nursery for repair and growth.

Somewhere in England Heather Mills is buying a pair of shears.




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1. These gardeners need a hobby.

Posted at 9:00PM on May 20th 2008 by lala

2. What did someone have against Ringo? Awe, it can grow back.

Posted at 9:14PM on May 20th 2008 by Kelli

3. The punk kid who did it ought to be castrated. That's worse than desecrating a church.

Posted at 9:31PM on May 20th 2008 by brahman

4. IN A OCTOPUS GARDEN WITH YOU

Posted at 9:35PM on May 20th 2008 by erica

5. So who is whom here?

Posted at 9:34PM on May 20th 2008 by Kelli

6. Heather Mills. Buying shears.

Well ya gotta say something funny sometime.

Posted at 9:46PM on May 20th 2008 by Tim

7. Well, when you think about it, he really was the most vocally challenged Beattle. But still, it's Ringo and he was quite charming in his own way. Seriously now, if it was Heather Mills, wouldn't other areas of Paul's bush-like resemblance be chopped off?

Thanks for the fun story!

Posted at 9:56PM on May 20th 2008 by Clinicallyspeaking

8. SHAME ON U TMZ! U R REALLY SCRAPING THE BARREL ON THIS ONE,
THIS HAPPENED IN JANUARY WHEN HE INSULTED THE PEOPLE OF LIVERPOOL AT THE CEREMONIES FOR OPENING THE CITY OF CULTURE AND 800 YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF THE CITY, THE PEOPLE SHOWED HIM WHAT THEY THOUGHT OF HIS REMARKS.

Posted at 10:10PM on May 20th 2008 by OXA

9. RINGO DOESN'T NEED ANYMORE HEAD

Posted at 10:39PM on May 20th 2008 by Krishna

10. WHAT DID HE SAY OXA??????????????

Posted at 11:21PM on May 20th 2008 by erica

11. #9, is funny, sorry but it is,

Posted at 11:20PM on May 20th 2008 by Kelli

12. Ok Erica, your around? What is an octopus garden btw? haha!

Posted at 11:29PM on May 20th 2008 by Kelli

13. Yeah, isn't that the way it goes. Someone takes the time and effort to create something beautiful and special and some effin jerk comes along and wrecks it. Hope you got video footage so you can charge the guy. It makes people who try to create special things see the fruitlessness of even bothering to try, why not instead just lay down like a dog and let life pass you by. One disappointment over the line sweet jerkoffs.

Posted at 12:56AM on May 21st 2008 by vandels

14. KELLI....ITS A SONG HE WROTE AND SANG ON A BEATLES RECORD...I LOVE THE SONG

Posted at 1:11AM on May 21st 2008 by erica

15. erica, thanks, I will listen to that sometime. Never was into the Beatles, little before my time.

Posted at 1:18AM on May 21st 2008 by Kelli

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