Dumbass Criminal Tackles Door, Loses

YOU GOTTA SEE THIS MORON IN ACTION!!!

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Cops in Florida are on the lookout for a stupid criminal with a broken face after the suspect attempted to break into a house by diving head-first into the back door -- which was locked.

The guy actually clears a path and gets down into a four-point stance before sprinting into the locked door, busting his head and squirming on the ground like the little bitch that he is.

It all went down Monday afternoon. The guy and his accomplice eventually got into the house, but the alarm went off and they ran off without taking anything. If by chance you recognize the morons in the clip, please contact the St. Petersburg police ASAP.



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1. HA April Fools...

Posted at 3:12PM on Apr 1st 2009 by tmztrash

2. ITS CHRIS BROWN! You can see it better on stoparazzi.com or rihannaslaw.com

Posted at 3:13PM on Apr 1st 2009 by Terry

3. hoodrats hoodrats whatcha gonna do? whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

I recognize this criminal it's the blonde surfer dude in blackface robbing houses now.....TMZ pay your staff better geez

Posted at 3:15PM on Apr 1st 2009 by idiotsaywhat?

4. why would even compare the two???? one is an idiot and the other is a genius. have you seen that barstool??? it's awesome!!!

Posted at 3:16PM on Apr 1st 2009 by fadedguy

5. Ghetto

Posted at 3:18PM on Apr 1st 2009 by the truth

6. They were looking for their Obama Checks! Don't worry guys, Superbama is on his way with your new found wealth! Soon, No more needing to break into hard working folks homes!!

Posted at 3:18PM on Apr 1st 2009 by str8funny

7. OMG! THE NEXT HEISMAN TROPHY WINNER!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 3:18PM on Apr 1st 2009 by 3 hot chics and 1 pimpin gangsta

8. What a dumb ass. Proves how stupid blacks are. lol

Posted at 3:19PM on Apr 1st 2009 by Ryan in Bullhead, AZ.

9. The little bitch that he is. I think you censor the word bitch from the comments, don't you, you bitches?

Posted at 3:21PM on Apr 1st 2009 by Someone Had To Say It

10. #7- Were you wearing your white robe and hood when you typed that? you're an embarrassment to this country.

Posted at 3:22PM on Apr 1st 2009 by raingod

11. to # 9, No it's at the dry cleaners. Big demo this weekend at your house.

Posted at 4:27PM on Apr 1st 2009 by Ryan in Bullhead, AZ.

12. LMAO ahahaha i just woke up afew ago and happened to go on here cuz it was open from the night before. thats just hilarious. especially the point his friend looks like hes on a fone when he does it and while hes like rollin on the floor like a bitch his friends tellin his friends what a dumbass he is.

Posted at 3:55PM on Apr 1st 2009 by dantas

13. I AM GOING TO LEAVE THIS ONE ALONE! I'LL GET IN TROUBLE

Posted at 3:30PM on Apr 1st 2009 by shabbs69

14. There isn't a white guy in sight!

Posted at 3:32PM on Apr 1st 2009 by woolfie

15. Nice!

Posted at 3:33PM on Apr 1st 2009 by Anna Hamner

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