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Dumbass Criminal Tackles Door, Loses

4/1/2009 4:00 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Dumbass Criminal Tackles Door, Loses

YOU GOTTA SEE THIS MORON IN ACTION!!!

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Cops in Florida are on the lookout for a stupid criminal with a broken face after the suspect attempted to break into a house by diving head-first into the back door -- which was locked.

The guy actually clears a path and gets down into a four-point stance before sprinting into the locked door, busting his head and squirming on the ground like the little bitch that he is.

It all went down Monday afternoon. The guy and his accomplice eventually got into the house, but the alarm went off and they ran off without taking anything. If by chance you recognize the morons in the clip, please contact the St. Petersburg police ASAP.

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chromeheartsgirl:  1048 days ago

HA April Fools...

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Dave:  1048 days ago

ITS CHRIS BROWN! You can see it better on stoparazzi.com or rihannaslaw.com

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Fadedguy:  1048 days ago

why would even compare the two???? one is an idiot and the other is a genius. have you seen that barstool??? it's awesome!!!

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the truth:  1048 days ago

Ghetto

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xcalibur:  1048 days ago

OMG! THE NEXT HEISMAN TROPHY WINNER!!!!!!!!!!

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Ryan:  1048 days ago

What a dumb ass. Proves how stupid blacks are. lol

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Heene:  1048 days ago

The little bitch that he is. I think you censor the word bitch from the comments, don't you, you bitches?

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rimman:  1048 days ago

#7- Were you wearing your white robe and hood when you typed that? you're an embarrassment to this country.

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Ryan:  1048 days ago

to # 9, No it's at the dry cleaners. Big demo this weekend at your house.

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dantas:  1048 days ago

LMAO ahahaha i just woke up afew ago and happened to go on here cuz it was open from the night before. thats just hilarious. especially the point his friend looks like hes on a fone when he does it and while hes like rollin on the floor like a bitch his friends tellin his friends what a dumbass he is.

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shabbs69:  1048 days ago

I AM GOING TO LEAVE THIS ONE ALONE! I'LL GET IN TROUBLE

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woolfie:  1048 days ago

There isn't a white guy in sight!

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PLAT:  1048 days ago

WHERE IN ST PETERSBURG DID THIS HAPPEN?

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da bears:  1048 days ago

Say.....Can you help a brotha out???????????????

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Viva La 80s:  1048 days ago

Come on, the guy with the white t-shirt is on a friggin cell phone !!!! So look up all the connect records from the nearest couple towers triangulated to that address, and there is your short list of suspects. Must I do all the thinking for the PD ?

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