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Police Report

Casts Doubt On Madonna's Story

4/20/2009 6:10 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

More proof Madonna may be engaging in a pap smear -- we got our hands on the police report detailing the horse-fall this weekend, and it says nothing about paparazzi causing the Madonna mishap.

Madonna's Story

As we reported earlier, Southampton Village P.D. responded when Madonna took her nasty spill this weekend in the Hamptons, but no one told them anything about a photographer startling her horse -- the tale Madonna's camp was telling people Saturday night.

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16.

Bonnie    


Hey folks; reality check: Might want to stop acting surprised. Madonna's flack E-A-R-N-S her fee. Hence stories typical to the one released.

(Also, lots of people going through a divorce hire pr people. Why wouldn't they? Law firms have pr and marketing people, why shouldn't litigants?)

1957 days ago
17.

Jo    

Madonna needs to learn to ride.

1957 days ago
18.

um, no thanks    

I have to wonder if being around her would go something like this:

Your getting sleepy, your eyes are heavy and they are shutting, you can’t hold them open.
You are at peace now and one with the earth.
Your falling deeper and deeper into a comfortable quiet sleep.
Listen again to the quote by the camp.
"Madonna who was thrown off a horse earlier today has just been released from Southampton Hospital with minor injuries and bruises ... The accident occurred when the horse Madonna was riding was startled by paparazzi who jumped out of the bushes to photograph the singer who was visiting friends on Eastern Long Island over the weekend. Madonna will be having further tests and continues to remain under observation by doctors."
Visualize the quote, it is tangible, reach out and touch the quote, smell the quote, taste the quote, you like the way it taste, don't listen to anyone else or read anything or watch television or use the internet. The Camp is all knowing and will show you the one and only way.

I'm going to count to five and when I reach five, you will not remember anything, your eyes will open and you'll feel relaxed and refreshed.

1957 days ago
19.

You gotta be kidding me...    

Of course she lied. She's a lying, media whoring, controlling, self absorbed, hagged out disgusting slut; she's gotten to where she is by not onlly sleeping with anyone in power, but by also lying her ass off; why would she stop now?

Now we can add another adjective to describe her: PARANOID.

1957 days ago
20.

You gotta be kidding me...    

Now you know that, if that saddle had a dildo attached to it, there's no way the whore would have fallen out of the saddle...

1957 days ago
21.

uhHuh    

PUBLICITY STUNT LIKE EVERYTHING ELSE SHE DESPERATELY CRAVES.
NO HORSE WANTS A JACKASS ON THEIR BACK.

1957 days ago
22.

Barb    

Can't stand Madonna. She's the female version of Copperfield...all illusion. Loves to buck society, can't sing, dance or use real music (I saw her so I can say so!), tell her "no" she wants "yes"...poor adopted Malawi kid, David. I hope she can't ever get the girl, Mercy. Disrespectful, rude, sleazy...totally gross. Her husbands must have seen that, too. Couldn't handle her "British Lady conversion", can't be faithful or loyal. She's very rich white trash. Plus, a 50 yr old bag to boot.

1957 days ago
23.

Mr Right    

I'm surprised her knees still work from all the effort she put to serve DJ's to play her crappy demos back in the Danceteria days!

1957 days ago
24.

QE2    

Who the hell cares? Except I hope the horse wasn't hurt.

1957 days ago
25.

Frank    

the horse has subsequently developed a rash of herpes sores all over its body from where the dirty slut came into contact with it.

1957 days ago
26.

JOHN BARONE    

she is an ugly b i t c h a nd an ugly W H O R E she is on serious drugs and is Mentally Ill she needs to comit suiside and do everyone a Favor

1957 days ago
27.

trre    

bitch just don't know how 2 ride a horse is all

1957 days ago
28.

They about to get paid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!    

Everybody knew she was a lier anyway,this just proves the story true.

1957 days ago
29.

Marta    

She probably wanted to screw the horse and the horse said "NO WAY" LOL

1957 days ago
30.

softlipsgirl    

Finally, people AND animals are standing up to this (ummrumpphhgrumpuhh) "person." Thank heavens the Malawi government had the guts to tell her no and keep her from putting another child into a broken home. Kinda makes me consider moving there and keeping those people in office.

1957 days ago
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