Marbury Eats Vaseline in Quest to Be Like Oprah

We're approaching the 24th hour of Stephon Marbury's absolutely nonsensical web-rant -- and now the basketball star is resorting to eating Vaseline right out of the jar.

Stephon Marbury: Click to watch
Still not wearing a shirt, Marbury -- who insists he's neither on drugs nor out of his mind -- threw down a finger-full of the petroleum jelly ... and then declared he wanted someone to write him a check for "a billion dollars" so he could start his own TV network "like Oprah."

For the record, we contacted the good people at Vaseline about the incident, who told us "Vaseline is for external use only -- it is not intended for eating ... I don't know what he's trying to prove."

Neither do we.

P.S. -- He's still going strong, click here to check it out.

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1. seriously should not be eating that stuff! next time try drinking chrome soda!

Posted at 4:59PM on Jul 27th 2009 by fernando

2. Stick your finger up your ass!

Posted at 3:18PM on Jul 27th 2009 by Mikey

3. FIDDY ONE FIDDY !!

Posted at 3:21PM on Jul 27th 2009 by AMP

4. IT is said that the inventor of Vasaline ate on teaspoon of it every day until his dealth somewhere in the nineties...
Perhaps they the comapny should retract there statement about not ingesting it...
El mano...

Posted at 3:20PM on Jul 27th 2009 by The man

5. I think he was confused, Oprah eats bacon grease not vaseline.

Posted at 3:21PM on Jul 27th 2009 by eattrn

6. Mikey- Your comment...well, what can I say? I'm a black woman and I agree. This is indeed "another crazy black person" but let's face it, there are "crazy people" of every race across the U.S.! Stephon Marbury is an idiot.

Posted at 3:24PM on Jul 27th 2009 by Mrs.J

7. Dummies, he said that he has lost his voice and is eating it in an effort to gain it back!!

Posted at 3:23PM on Jul 27th 2009 by Dani G.

8. Don't worry. Soon all that vaseline will lube up his lower intestine and he'll have to take a potty break and STFU.

Or, worse, he takes the camera into the crapper with him. Ew!

Posted at 3:25PM on Jul 27th 2009 by Skitty

9. line the world with idiots, TMZ

Posted at 3:28PM on Jul 27th 2009 by Doc Holliday

10. Hey Stephon -- Vaseline's poisonous - call poison control!

My son used to try to eat it and I looked it up on the Internet. Definitely not safe to eat, not to say it could get stuck in a wind pipe our your intestine and cause a blockage.

Posted at 3:29PM on Jul 27th 2009 by ALLANA

11. Fiddy One Fiddy is the funniest comment I've seen on TMZ EVER.

Posted at 3:30PM on Jul 27th 2009 by Nayer

12. Someone need to help this man STAT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 3:33PM on Jul 27th 2009 by Carlie

13. That's about the dumbest crap I've ever seen!! Suck azz music too.

Posted at 3:32PM on Jul 27th 2009 by Chef

14. well maybe the vaseline will solve his problem and ours... he is full of it and if I had a billion dollars I wouldn't be wasting my time with this BS!!!

Posted at 3:38PM on Jul 27th 2009 by tangledweb

15. Another Wacky out there. Why doesn't that surprise us?

Posted at 3:39PM on Jul 27th 2009 by Doc Holliday

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