CBS is broken-hearted, swearing Tiger wasn't the one who farted.
Moonves' minions have finally responded to FartGate '09, telling TMZ Tiger Woods wasn't gassy on 18 at the Buick Open -- and the obvious flatulent sound came from somebody else.
But CBS didn't crack this caper -- refusing to say who cut the cheese.
The mystery lingers...
1. balls
Posted at 4:01PM on Aug 3rd 2009 by balls
2. Tiger does this stuff all the time, and he usually jokes about it with his caddy, as show in this video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDBBz-7PqJk
Posted at 4:03PM on Aug 3rd 2009 by Ender024
3. Farts are funny!
Posted at 4:04PM on Aug 3rd 2009 by Farts are funny!
4. Look...everyone farts - EVERYONE. If you say that you don't then you are lying. So let's just give Tiger a break...he is human too!
Posted at 4:07PM on Aug 3rd 2009 by Kimmy
5. Who gives a "S**T?"
Posted at 4:05PM on Aug 3rd 2009 by joyce
6. all I can say it had to be someone close to the camera and the mic, that is an long distance to catch that sound isn't it?
Posted at 4:05PM on Aug 3rd 2009 by Lee-Tucson
7. who cares if Tiger farted. So what, he farted and won his 69th title! Cha-ching!!!!
I guess no one on the TMZ boards have ever farted.................NEXT
Posted at 4:06PM on Aug 3rd 2009 by Missy M
8. refridgerators
Posted at 4:05PM on Aug 3rd 2009 by refridgerators
9. Why is this even a story? People fart. I think TMZ has become the worst gossip site. It lal started with the over coverage of Michael Jackson and now this????
Posted at 4:05PM on Aug 3rd 2009 by Nicki
10. top ten! whoo hoo!
Posted at 4:06PM on Aug 3rd 2009 by top ten
11. underwear
Posted at 4:08PM on Aug 3rd 2009 by underwear
12. Although flatulence is comic gold, you are presenting this as if there is some situation we should all care about ... really, TMZ ... shame on you, shame on you
Posted at 4:08PM on Aug 3rd 2009 by Watch Dawg
13. i wonder if he sharted.
Posted at 4:09PM on Aug 3rd 2009 by ?????????????
14. GOOD GRIEF! Folks Mics between players and caddys are quiet. The fart was from the man with the camera or the mic. Tiger heard it and laughed.
Good Grief.........is this a teabag thing?
Posted at 4:09PM on Aug 3rd 2009 by jane@thebeach
15. TMZ, somoene farting is not news. You guys must really be bored or something to post people's gas and other bodily functions. What was the purpose of posting this? As if you guys don't fart. Whatever.
Posted at 4:11PM on Aug 3rd 2009 by sexy one
