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Tiger Woods -- Everything's Comin' Up Roses

12/10/2009 6:06 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF

If Tiger Woods didn't send these flowers to Elin Nordegren today ... he should have.

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The flowers were delivered to the homestead an hour ago -- where Elin, her kids, mom and twin sis are living sans Tiger.

We're thinkin' .... Tiger needs tu-lips ... to kiss her ass.

UPDATE: 7:00 PM ET Get this ... We just found out the flowers were for Tiger!!! The person who told us -- and this person is in the know -- would not say who they were from.


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31.

Interracial facial    

So the best athlete on the planet is a romeo satyr stud who wet his wick in some world class sluts. Big wow. There's gotta be a reason. Either Elin ain't kinky or she's a once a weeker. And by the way, no one frequents porn stars for safe straight boring sex. That's like test driving a sports car around the block and under the speed limit.

1674 days ago
32.

troy    

Ummmm hello , who does this guy think he is Bill Clinton?

1674 days ago
33.

who dat    

This text message just leaked. Tiger better send a few hundred more dozen (roses) inside a car, wrapped with a bow & a baseball sized diamond.

"I know it's brutal on you that you can't be with me all the time," the golfer texted Uchitel in a message obtained by InTouch magazine.

"I get it. It f-----g kills me, too. I finally found someone I connect with."

In a line that had to be a stab in the heart of Woods' wife Elin Nordegren, the grammar-challenged golfer wrote that Uchitel was "someone I have never found like this. Not even at home."

Getting even gooeyer, Woods wrote in his Nov. 9 missive that "you want someone to witness your life."

"I want you to lay next to me, lay on me or where ever you want to lay," he texted. "Why didn't we find each other years ago. We wouldn't be having this conversation."

1674 days ago
34.

barb    

well we all can look at it this way. at least there is something new beside kate and john

1674 days ago
35.

bronzer    

Why don't tiger, his sluts and his wife all hold hands and just jump!!!

1674 days ago
36.

News Source    

Details coming soon...........
................Word has it Tiger is in Rehab................

1674 days ago
37.

golfer    

I wonder if he stole them from a graveyard...

http://www.worldscheapestgolfer.com

1674 days ago
38.

Denver    

. Details coming soon...........
................Word has it Tiger is in Rehab................

Posted at 7:36PM on Dec 9th 2009 by News Source

****************************************************************
Shocking ! Unbelievable ! NOT !!!

You hear that TMZ....find out where that rehab shack is and get your camera's and bribe money over there.

1674 days ago
39.

PolarBear    

(from the Rolling Stones "Dead Flowers")

..and you can
send me dead flowers every morning
send me dead flowers by the mail
send me dead flowers every mornin
and I won't forget to lay
roses on your grave

1674 days ago
40.

nan    

Flowers from Rachel with note..."Thanks for the 3 million"

1674 days ago
41.

Sharona    

No....I would say more than anything if people would just mind their own business and let them work out their own personal problems they probably would be solved quicker.

1674 days ago
42.

Alan    

Am I the only person who sees these flowers for what they are? Come on! Some sleazy paparazzi that TMZ purchases photos from probably sent these to the front door hoping that Tiger or Elin will open the door so they can get the shot. If this doesn't work, I'm sure they'll be floating on a raft tomorrow to get shots from the back yard.

I USED to work on one of these entertainment shows that keeps these slimeballs in business. Let's start a new trend... PAPARAZZI WATER BALLOON SQUADS!!!

1674 days ago
43.

Ziggy    

Now the paps are stalking Tiger's house. How sad we've become.

Tiger and his wife may get through this. He may never cheat again and all will be well. Let's hope so for his kid's sake.

It's not true that every man cheats. Some women cheat too. Only insecure people with low morals cheat. A lot of us adults come from broken homes and we try to end the cycle. Life is too short to throw away all we've accomplished just for sex. Look at Bill Clinton, his reputation is still in the toilet for cheating. Was it worth it, no!

1674 days ago
44.

tim    

dang his wife is the one getting treated like crap.yet someone sends tiger flowers.she deserved the flowers over him he does all the cheating and lieing yet he is the victim who recieves flowers.

1674 days ago
45.

PolarBear    

Several things:
1) Tiger's wife is the prettiest of the bunch and his affairs are with women that so far I'm REALLY not impressed with, and wonder why Tiger didn't associate with more developed women (older, more experienced with life and business). Very weird stuff there.
2) TMZ should post an alternate address for Tiger that all his ex-affair women can send their dead flowers to. Obviously the women who want to rail on Tiger have nothing but Tiger's address now, but he doesn't live there, only Elin does (for a little while), so the scorn needs to find it's appropriate new contact location. No point bothering Elin with this kind of misdirected rage.
3) The ex-affair women should create reports on what happened and send it all in to Elin to help Elin prepare her case against Tiger and make this short and sweet. I can only see how that would be in the best interests of both Elin and the ex-affair women. They've all been used and dumped. Time to fix up this mess and move on, so make it short and sweet. It may seem awkward but think about it! They're all going to move on, so what the hell!

1674 days ago
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