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Rachel Uchitel -- Mistresses Have Birthdays Too

1/30/2010 4:34 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Tiger Woods' main woman he's not married to, Rachel Uchitel, celebrated her birthday in West Palm Beach, Fla. last night.

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Uchitel partied it up at Pistache, a French bistro that we're told is run by a Uchitel family friend.

Rachel had originally planned a big bash at a Palm Beach club -- but opted against it when word got out.

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SUN    

Spending her birthday without Tiger? lol... I guess he used her, because he is seeking treatment to get his wife back. When will these dumb-girls learn?

1623 days ago
17.

TeamKate    

11. Oh for all the jealous hater women here she is a very pretty girl so dont go there just shows you insecure jealousy of being big fat women who dont go outside

Posted at 3:14PM on Jan 30th 2010 by tiv


That's a total BS statement there tiv! That woman is a low class home wrecking WHORE! She is hated just because she helped break up a family and the fact her low rent @ss is paid to sit around with celebrities. Who in their right mind want's that used up skank? As for putting down bigger woman and calling them jealous....You are full of $hit!

1623 days ago
18.

TMZBoy    

Happy Birthday Whore...and many more years of being known soley as the whore who brought down a legend and his family. Good luck livin' with that.

1623 days ago
19.

chris    

Yuck. She is already starting to turn and you know in 10-15 years she's gonna look like one of those leathery smoker old biker looking women. No thank you.

1623 days ago
20.

Ben    

Wow, I've never seen so many trannies gathered in one place; and Rachel is the leader...'puke'

1623 days ago
21.

Stupididy at its best    

Hey stupid bitch how do you feel about Tiger and Elin wanted to work things out ? Sure you must be pissed off about it cause you wanted to be the next Mrs Woods !!! He told you he loved and he was going to leave his wife for you. Look closely at yourself and you will see you are not exactly the kind of "woman" someone brings home as a legitimate wife . I can't imagine yourself walking hand in hand with Mr Woods because everybody will laugh so hard. You'd better wake up .
Poor delusional SLUT SKANK WHORE HOOKER. He only wanted you for one thing and you know what it is because this is only thing you seem to be good at.
Go away . Nobody wants to see your ugly face. You hurt a woman and 2 young babies who did nothing to you. But don't be worried because sure one day you will pay dearly for your sad actions. Karma is waiting .

1623 days ago
22.

opi    

SKANK. The fact that Tiger loves this ho speaks volumes about what TRASH he is too. He'll be back with that trash as soon as either his wife leaves him for good, or he figures out how to hide her better.

1623 days ago
23.

catch11    

who thows themselves their own public birthday "bash"

what WAS he thinking......

1623 days ago
24.

ralph    

Like Joe DiMaggio said, "they're all somebody's daughter."

1623 days ago
25.

War3agl3    

With a tan like that and those cigarettes, she will look like a fine piece of catchers mitt in a few years.

1623 days ago
26.

Brittney    

Happy Birthday, fugly!

On your bday I recommend you ponder your legacy - when people google you in 2030 - there you will be - known to the whole world as one of Cheetah Woods' sidepieces. Et in saecula saeculorum.

PS. Please put those sunglasses back on. You damaged my eyes.
And it looks like you needs to stay in the sun just a little bit longer, just till the timer on the sun dings.

1623 days ago
27.

Sand D    

Wonder how many years it will take her to grow up.
She reminds me of Sandy Murphy of the Ted Binion fame....also whore....ish

1623 days ago
28.

dude    

Look where her curly brunette friend's hand is in picture #5. I think they are lovers. They both seem to enjoy the "feel."



1623 days ago
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I NEED REAL PROOF!!!    

23. 11. Oh for all the jealous hater women here she is a very pretty girl so dont go there just shows you insecure jealousy of being big fat women who dont go outside

Posted at 3:14PM on Jan 30th 2010 by tiv

I'M SORRY BUT BEFORE YOU OPEN UP YOUR BIG FAT MOUTH, DON'T MAKE A GENERAL STATEMENT OF EVERYONE ON THIS SITE BY CALLING THEM FAT WOMEN! FOR YOUR INFORMATION, I'M SKINNY, A LOT YOUNGER THAN HER, AND IN THE FASHION INDUSTRY, SO I DOUBT I'M JEALOUS OF THE SKANK UCHITEL! IF ANYBODY IS A FAT WOMAN, IT IS YOU, WHORE! AND, I RATHER NOT BE A USED UP OLD SKANK WHO SMOKES AND SLEEPS WITH MARRIED MEN!

I DON'T KNOW IF ANYONE HAVE NOTICED IT, THE GUY STANDING NEXT TO HER IS WEARING A WEDDING RING! OH WOW, I GUESS SHE HAS FOUND ANOTHER MARRIED MAN ALREADY...WONDER WHAT HIS WIFE THINKS OF THIS?!?!

BY THE WAY, WHAT'S UP WITH ALL THAT NASTY MAKEUP ON YOUR FACE, UCHITEL...TRYING TO COVER UP YOUR WRINKLES NOW THAT YOU'RE 35? SICK!!!



1623 days ago
30.

sam    

TMZ---why give this whore any attention at all, who cares if it's his lame birthday ---is it really that slow of a day that you need to report this, come on!

RACHEL U-GO-TO-HELL!

1623 days ago
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