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Rachel Uchitel -- Cardboard Contestant

2/23/2010 11:10 AM PST by TMZ Staff

Tiger Woods Mistress #1, Rachel Uchitel, would be game to compete in the Tiger Woods mistress beauty pageant, thrown by Howard Stern, but can't because of her settlement with the golfer ... sources tell TMZ. A diabolical plan, however, is now in play.

Rachel Uchitel -- Cardboard Contestant

We've learned one of Rachel's friends is approaching Howard's people today, asking that a cardboard version of Rachel in various states of dress could compete against the other living, breathing contestants for the $100,000 prize.

Howard announced today he has 4 live mistresses signed up ... so far. But he's not saying who. We're thinking even a cardboard Rachel could beat a toothless Jaimee Grubbs or a shameless Joslyn James.

By the way, Rachel is moving back to Vegas next week, sans job. Fun fact -- Nevada is contiguous with Arizona.

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Posted at 7:49 AM on Feb 24, 2010 by Tasha

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Stern had 3 of the 20 bimbos on his show-and the fact that Rachel was still trying to "get around" the details of her shut up extortion pay-off for several million to fame stalk for Stern's $75,000 just shows what a complete piece of trash she is- what a gold digging- you know what sucking, vampire bee-yotch-at least FINALLY her shut up contract is making her shut her fake flapping bulbous lips and keeping her off the trash media circuit-you would think she would just take the 3 mill from Tiger and disappear-but no-she is prostituting still to the media and ready to debase herself to the point of appearing on Stern-ANY woman that goes on Stern's show is an idiot -he only has women on his show he can defile-that is the reason he invites you-so just the invitation is disgusting-and there is Rachel begging and trying to scheme her way around her extortion contact to lick up Stern's C U M off the floor

Posted at 12:49 PM on Mar 11, 2010 by tahoegeminii

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Also a word of warning for Skanchel Yuchitel-you better hope no Betty Broderick's come looking for you to make a global statement about gold digging homewreckers

How do think you have a "relationship" with a man because he pays you money for sex and you line up threesomes and give him BJ's in the bathroom -while at her job-I guess she was more worried about her freelancing than the job she was hired for-I think her ex-employers should sue her for obviously slacking on the job while "doing" her famous clientele in the can-more extortion-can someone put this bimbo away for extortion it seem to be how she steals every dollar she gets

Posted at 1:04 PM on Mar 11, 2010 by tahoegeminii

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R.I.P MICHAEL JACKSON

Posted at 11:15 AM on Feb 23, 2010 by MJFAN212

5.

Howard who?

Posted at 11:21 AM on Feb 23, 2010 by horndog

6.

Piss off Howard Stern you are history and nothing like this can change that. How about just backing off and let Tiger get some space from trash like this

Posted at 11:26 AM on Feb 23, 2010 by Trooper Tom

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RACHEL IS NOTHING BUT A WHORE!

Posted at 11:28 AM on Feb 23, 2010 by ???????????????????????

8.

YA SLICKIN SLUT....

BAH WA WA..."HE'S SO SELFISH"..."HE NEVER LOVED ME"....(Even as I was breaking up his marriage...

NOW THE TRUTH COMES OUT! YA SLUTS ARE ONLY/WERE ONLY IN IT FOR THE MONEY ANYWAY....
as most SLUTS ARE!~!

I guess the PLAYBOY SHOOT WILL BE NEXT!

GET A JOB BITCH...on something other than your Back, or the Howard Stern Show!

Posted at 11:28 AM on Feb 23, 2010 by London not England

9.

wow....those poor women; by poor I mean, shortage of brains...really, THIS is how you want to be known? If I had an affair with a married man I would be humiliated and ashamed, not competing in a stupid pageant. Have they NO shame?

Posted at 11:33 AM on Feb 23, 2010 by devon

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Howard Rules!!! Trooper Tom is a tool!!!
Howard needs at least 1/2 of them to participate .

Posted at 11:40 AM on Feb 23, 2010 by RealJerseyShore

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I wouldn't do them with Harvey's D!@k.

Posted at 11:46 AM on Feb 23, 2010 by kromen

12.

It would be just like Christmas: HO HO HO

Posted at 11:46 AM on Feb 23, 2010 by Bart

13.

GO AWAY YOU FILTHY SLUT!

Posted at 11:51 AM on Feb 23, 2010 by Jason Chambers

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Howard Stern is a piece of garbage! All he has ever known to do is make a quick buck off of a womans @ss! He makes me so friggin sick....BARF!!!!

Posted at 12:01 PM on Feb 23, 2010 by TeamKate

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What a class act you are TMZ...total bottom feeders. Even reading your site makes me want to jump in the shower and scrub with a disenfectant soap and very hot water.

Posted at 12:01 PM on Feb 23, 2010 by Judy

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