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Tiger's Alleged Mistresses -- Who's on Top?

3/9/2010 2:01 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Tiger Woods may have been an equal opportunity employer -- but an online bookmaker wasn't so kind in doling out odds for the winner of Howard Stern's Golf Mistress Beauty Pageant.



Even though Stern hasn't released the list of actual competitors yet, Sportsbook.com has already listed mistress #1 Rachel Uchitel among the least likely to take home Stern's prize ... but we're guessing it's because her cardboard cutout will be participating in her place.

Meanwhile, Cori Rist and Loredana Jolie are tied as favorites to club the competition. Some other notables include Holly Sampson -- a close 3rd -- followed by Jaimee Grubbs, Joslyn James, and Jamie Jungers in 4th, 5th, and 6th.

The pageant is scheduled to go full steam ahead on March 10th -- with the contestants clawing for a $100,000 prize.

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1.

MORONS    

THESE WOMEN WHO ARE COMPETING HAVE NO SOULS OR PRIDE ABOUT THEMSELVES...THEY WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR MONEY EVEN IF THE EXPENSE IS HURTING SOMEONE'S FEELINGS....I DON'T CARE ABOUT TIGER...HE DESERVES ALL THESE HUMILIATION ABOUT TO COME HIS WAY...BUT THE DAMAGE HAVE BEEN DONE...WE KNOW THE STORY HE CHEATED, HE HAD MANY AFFAIRS...SO I DON'T UNDERSTAND THE REASON WHY THEY STILL HAVE TO CONTINUE TO FLAUNT THEMSELVES IN THE PUBLIC USING TIGER FOR THEIR 15 MINUTES OF FAME...I KNOW THAT THEY ARE ANGRY AND WANT REVENGE ON TIGER BUT THINK ABOUT THE OTHER PEOPLE YOU ARE CONTINUALLY HURTING BY PROLONGING THIS SCANDAL, TIGER'S INNOCENT WIFE ELIN AND THEIR CHILDREN...SHAME ON THIS WOMEN...DISGUSTING.

1669 days ago
2.

Q    

Howard is such an introvert and polite quiet unassuming little man when the mic is turned off...the true Johnny Carson of his time, in the sense of painfully shy and horribly introverted to a point of being almost, perverted. Lights and Mic on, few more alive and on point than he---lights and mic off, might as well be at a Library with this guy...no fun, not creative, barely even speaks.

These HO contests are right up his "light and mic" on alley...

1669 days ago
3.

Irene    

Always a riot when it is someone else's life you are destroying. Tiger has had enough and so have we all. Let's leave the problems between he and his wife. The endorsements are his problems and after all, he is a sports figure...just like Magic Johnson who bedded how many women and then announced he was HIV positive??? Are we expecting too much from sports figures? They all seem the same to me. These women have no self respect and just look for constant attention. Right up there with all the dumb reality people whom no one knows or cares about.

1668 days ago
4.

Steve    

Leave it to the clown Stern. People's lives are being affected here, leave them alone! I am not talking about Tiger, he obviously derserves whatever he gets, but he has a wife(and her family), 2 kids, a mom, and probably many other family and friends, that are good, down to earth human beings. They don't deserve this, no matter what Tiger did.

1668 days ago
5.

JJ    

When is someone in this community going to write about Stern?

He's a first class coward who uses his show as a bully pulpit to add misery to other people's lives.

Lets' see the real Howard "the coward" Stern Story come in books and movies.

Same guy who demanded guards surround him when he worked for NBC Radio in NYC otherwise he wasn't leaving his limo. The Same guy (NY papers reported) who had a full carry pistol permit. Basically a coward with a big mouth.

1668 days ago
6.

wisey    

"When is someone in this community going to write about Stern?"

The community of..tmz? wtf?

You think Howards a coward because he has body guards?? Yea thats real uncommon for celebrities?! Get a clue.

1668 days ago
7.

Sybilspeaks    

Stern is such a pig! On judgement day this pathetic degenerate is going to have to explain his life, and no amount of $$ is going to buy him his way out of hell. As for the skanks who used Tiger for fame, good on Tiger and Elan for ignorning them. And it is laughable that the porn star wants an apology....good luck on that one. The homewrecker owes Elin an apology. This story is getting boring and a yawner. Newsflash It's old news, time to move on.

1668 days ago
8.

Fred    

Stern is the typical big mouth bully. It's all fun and games when he's exploiting the misery of others. But when his wife DUMPED him, whoaaa... Little man's ego couldn't take it. He was upset with and ready to sue anybody who publicly spoke about his divorce.

Like I said, typical big mouth bully. All talk until confronted himself. Stern stopped being funny in the early 90's. There is a certain drunken frat member element out there that still finds him entertaining. Those of us who require more entertainment value than watching moss grow, moved on long ago.

As for Tiger's ho's, well... their desperate attempts to cling to that fast fleeting 15 minutes is embarrassment enough. They deserve to be banished to a life of exploitation and humiliation, not apologies.

1668 days ago
9.

Ruby    

I agree with Steve.....and John you can justify all you want
but how did these small children make a decision? This gossip,
tapes, etc will live on for these children to watch. Doesn't
Stern have enough publicity and money that he doesn't have to
hurt the life of a wife and children? Grow up Stern. He is an
awful man to have no more compassion than what he is showing.

1668 days ago
10.

stonermoog    

can't WAIT for tomorrow - the show is going to be soooo good. this pageant is one of the cleverest things howard has ever dreamt up. howard stern is a genius!
BABA BOOEY
BABA BOOEY
BABA BOOEY!!!!!

1668 days ago
11.

Molly    

Howard is a disgusting pig and nothing anyone says will change that fact. He's a wimp, who picks on people as his specialty. He's a waste of the radio/TV airtime but he has fans that keep him there. He'll never change.Tiger, same thing. A pig. A cheating, sleazy pig who finally got caught. Who's only sorry because he got caught! He put his wife at risk with his sexual addiction(whatever,not buyin that). He risked giving his wife who knows what by having all these partners because he could. He's a conceited "child" who doesn't deserve Elin. The skanky women who did this with him, they should be treated as the vile pieces of trash that they are! They should not be celebrated or paraded on TV, magazine covers, or anywere. They knew they were messing with a father & married man. Did they think they'd be the next Mrs.Woods? I don't see much there to desire enough. He's a pouty faced brat who wasn't worried about his wife or kids. The sleazey homewrecking 1 who wanted an apology, what a joke! Elin and her children deserve an apology but it still wouldn't matter. It'd be meaningless. None of them r sorry for the act. It'd still be going on if none of them got caught. I think it's time 2 leave it alone. Not 4 Tiger's sake. I could care less about him or his feelings. Elin, the kids, and their family need to be left alone! I don't know, have no thoughts on her taking him back. It is the hardest thing to ever do. Take someone back after that and with multiple woman! Not counting the ones who may have had stayed hidden. I hope that's not the case but He has alot of women coming out. It's a hurt that can destroy a person if they allow it to. It's always on their mind. No matter what and for jerks like Stern and the sleazy women to keep it going, shame on them!! My heart goes out to Elin and her children.

1668 days ago
12.

wisey    

If talk show hosts and comedians can make fun of Tiger and his affairs on major networks everyday- why cant Howard have a beauty pagent?

and Joyce-Howard is "stupied"??? haaaa- good point.

1668 days ago
13.

Stupididy at its best    

So stupid to take advantage of a wife and children's pain to gain publicity. it's disgusting and pathetic.
And to all those stupid whores and bitches who willingly slept with Tiger just for money and fame, don't worry you will pay dearly for what you did. Karma is a bitch and is going to catch you very soon.
Howard Stern is one of the most ugliest people I have seen in my life. That's why he's bitter. His idea is stupid just like him.
We truly live in a sad sad society !!!!!!

1668 days ago
14.

MissDee    

Everyone that said Howard Stern is a bully,you are so right! It really pains and disgusts me whenever I see someone bully and make fun of others.Especially when the person/people have already hit rock bottom.Mr. Stern needs to realize the day will come when he will get his comeuppance.He is mean and nasty,and the only reason anybody pays attention to him is because he has a national radio show. I'd like to see how big his mouth would be without all his money and his pretty blond wife. What you are doing is trashy and classless,and one of these days you will reap what you have sown. As for these poor females (because they are not real women),I feel sorry for you,because all of you obviously have issues to do what you are doing.Grow up and get some self-esteem, because real women don't have to spread their legs or take their clothes off just to get something from a man.Oh and by the way, no REAL MAN is going to look at you twice,REMEMBER THAT!

1668 days ago
15.

Susan    

If any of these women actually participate in this contest, it real truly show us: 1.) They are disgusting, money-grabbing,home-wrecking low lifes. 2.)They will have confirmed what thousands of people have already thought, they have no intelligence or morals
3.)Money is the #one priority in their lives and they will do and say anything to get it. If Howard Stern has $l00,000.00 to throw around how about giving it to a worthy charity. There are hundreds of charities that are struggling to survive.

1668 days ago
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