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Howard Stern to Put a Ring on Tiger Mistress

3/10/2010 2:04 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Tiger Woods' alleged mistresses are finally getting a shot at that elusive diamond ring -- but this piece of jewelry doesn't exactly represent commitment ... it represents victory in Howard Stern's Mistress Beauty Pageant.



The official "Mistress Ring" is custom designed by Steven Singer Jewelers and features a 3-carat round black diamond in the center with another half carat in diamonds around it.

The ring -- the value of which remains undisclosed -- will be presented to the "Best Mistress" on March 10th along with 100,000 in cash prizes.

Good luck, "ladies."

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MightyMad    

See? It pays to sleep with Tiger Woods!

1500 days ago
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that.is.all    

Is it too late to screw Tiger?

1500 days ago
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Only swim in the Ocean    

What woman would want a Carbonado, a black diamond. Might as well put a scarlet letter on her clothes too.

1500 days ago
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horndog    

Howard who? Isn't he that old guy who used to play records and wacky sound effects in the early 1980's?

1500 days ago
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MightyMad    

4. Howard who? Isn't he that old guy who used to play records and wacky sound effects in the early 1980's?
Posted at 12:52AM on Mar 10th 2010 by horndog
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I know who he is: someone YOU WILL YOU WERE...

1500 days ago
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Allen Ridak    

Howard Stern doesn't get one story on TMZ for 8 months until Harvey casually mentions on TMZ Live that he's in "Camp Howard Stern" regarding the search for a new Idol host. All of a sudden we've had 5 articles on him in the last 4 weeks.
Is this the staff trying to suck up, like they always do (Mike), or is Harvey making you do it?

1500 days ago
7.

me    

Dear Allen, Harvey has always been a fan of Howard Sterns or as you put it, Camp Howard Stern. Do your research dumb ass. Get off the computer and do some cardio.

1500 days ago
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Wayne Donvale    

Do your research dumbass. "Camp Howard Stern" is not as I put it,
hence the quotation marks.
Now get off the computer and go back to jacking off over your High School Musical DVDs.

1500 days ago
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deek    

Another sad, sorry, stale idea from Howard Stern. Who cares about him anymore?

1500 days ago
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Jen    

Isn't a "black diamond" just coal?

That would be appropriate.

1500 days ago
11.

JRG    

I'm announcing my affair with Tiger. Just send the $100,000.00 to me right away!! I'll send the ring to Elin, because it looks like she threw hers away. I might be telling the truth, you don't know. :D I'll bet there's a lot of women out there that didn't come forward.

1500 days ago
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AmyBee    

Hey Flex (#9), I care DORK! Stale? It's a brilliant idea to have his whores in a contest, I'm listening right now...I can't wait for it to begin!

I truly believe the majority of people who claim to hate Howard Stern have never even listened. Tits and ass are like, maybe 10% of the content.

BABA BOOEY!

1500 days ago
13.

ralphie the one-eyed    

So, girlfriend. I guess this so-called contest is only open to tuna?

1500 days ago
14.

Wow    

Howard compares Gabourey Sidibe to Artie Lange for self-abus


artiefannetwork.com

1500 days ago
15.

MissZ    

This is too funny! Just when Tiger Wood's wanted to make sure all his honeys stayed out of the the news. They're gonna be crawling out of the wood works for this ugly ring.

1500 days ago
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