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Cinnabun's Star Turn in Jesse James Porn

4/12/2010 12:05 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

The Jesse James/Sandra Bullock cheating saga has now reached a new level -- the parody porn level ... and even Cinnabun has a role. 

Cinnabun, Jesse James , Sandra Bullock

TMZ has obtained the script for "Hustler’s Untrue Hollywood Stories: Jesse James" -- which begins production on Monday. Jesse, Sandra and Michelle are all featured -- and Jesse's trusty sidekick Cinnabun has a part, played by a dog named Crisco. Don't worry -- it's a non-sex scene.

**SPOILER ALERT** In the film, Jesse cheats on Sandra with Michelle McGee, Sandra sends him to sex rehab (they get it on), then she cheats on him right back ... with Brigitte Daguerre.

0411_jesse_james_sandra_bullock_launch_2Finally -- a Sandra Bullock movie guys would actually want to see.

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Gunnergirl    

Thanks TMZ I just vomited... So gross and sick. Sandra has more taste and class, Cinnibon too. Only Jesse James sucks big time.
He is so done, gone. Should be looking for a trashy single wide trailer park which he would fit in!!

1620 days ago
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steve    

ignorance is bliss

1620 days ago
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Darlene    

Love Sandra!!! Get over that JERK!!!

1620 days ago
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me not you    

Bad move, on SO many levels. Not only is porn the most despicable industry on earth, but Sandra Bullock will CRUSH these people with lawsuits, just watch. And they deserve everything they get too.

1620 days ago
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Garry    

The fittest the finest the filthiest :D

1620 days ago
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ralph    



If there's a dog in the porn scenes can the DVD be distributed by mail in the United States?



How about on the Internet?



Or sold direct to consumers just off Times Square?



1620 days ago
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ZIPPY    

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

1620 days ago
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ZIPPY    

EWWWWWWWWWWWWW

1620 days ago
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ddargis    

This is sick. Give it up people.

1620 days ago
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michelle    

i think you people should leave sandra alone and stop making fun of her. i believ its a hard time for her and all the press about her is not helping her. stop it!

1620 days ago
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anonymous    

SANDRA
CAN
PLAY
THE
MEAN
WICKED
STEP
MONSTER
WHO STEALS
CHILDREN




SHE IS EVERYTHING I THOUGHT SHE WAS, AND WORSE. JESSE AND HER DESERVE ONE ANOTHER

1620 days ago
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DANA    

THE SCRIPT IS HILARIOUS
CANT WAIT TO SEE THE MOVIE LOL

1620 days ago
13.

Diane     

This is totally stupid. Leave it to Hustler. (I didn't think they even existed anymore!)

1620 days ago
14.

Angel420    

CAST SANDRA AS THE MEAN OLE WICKED STEP MONSTER WHO STEALS LITTLE GIRLS FROM THEIR MAMA.



THEN THE BIG BAD WOLF (KARMA) BLOWS HER WHOLE FCKIN HOUSE DOWN AND SHE HIDES OUT THEN STEALS HIS OTHER CHILDREN JUST TO HANG ON TO A FILTHY, DISGUSTING VANILLA GORILLA




SANDRA, YOU ARE A SKANK, LIKE JESSE. BIRDS OF A FEATHER, FLOCK TOGETHER,



SUFFER SOME MORE,



I LUV IT.




SINNER YOU ARE, PARENTAL ALIENATION




YOU C*NT

1620 days ago
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electriczipper    

no womnder cinnibun kept turning up missing,they have been filming a porno movie,geeeeezzzz

1620 days ago
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