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Cinnabun's Star Turn in Jesse James Porn

4/12/2010 12:05 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

The Jesse James/Sandra Bullock cheating saga has now reached a new level -- the parody porn level ... and even Cinnabun has a role. 

Cinnabun, Jesse James , Sandra Bullock

TMZ has obtained the script for "Hustler’s Untrue Hollywood Stories: Jesse James" -- which begins production on Monday. Jesse, Sandra and Michelle are all featured -- and Jesse's trusty sidekick Cinnabun has a part, played by a dog named Crisco. Don't worry -- it's a non-sex scene.

**SPOILER ALERT** In the film, Jesse cheats on Sandra with Michelle McGee, Sandra sends him to sex rehab (they get it on), then she cheats on him right back ... with Brigitte Daguerre.

0411_jesse_james_sandra_bullock_launch_2Finally -- a Sandra Bullock movie guys would actually want to see.

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LeRoy    

Easy $$$

1654 days ago
17.

Rooster    

Thats funny, Blue Tube... you get it? See what they did there? Clever, very clever... uggg



Y'all need to get a clue? Who's the psyco catterwalling after Sandra? Stealing children? Evil Step Mom? How about dream-idealic replacement for a drug addict sex whore?



Keep trying Hustler...

1654 days ago
18.

Elmer Flobbergob    

Where are they going to find another tattooed Nazi skank?

1654 days ago
19.

Sheryl    

Oh my god. Sandra is going to take him back, isn't she. Can she really be that desperately in love with him? Ick.

1654 days ago
20.

People in Austin who love you    

SB if you are reading. You are not alone. Lots of women make mistakes by loving the wrong man. Austin still loves you and we say "Jesse who?"

1654 days ago
21.

Crys    

I can’t believe this depravity. Hasn’t Sandra been through enough?!?! Now some stupid sleazy porn company wants to make light of her devastation, heart ache and pain! I hope Sandra wraps these guys up in so many lawsuits they go bankrupt! It is bad enough Sandra has to practically go into hiding to grieve now she has others profiting off of her in the most heinous way. What is our world coming to? I am so disappointed ….

1654 days ago
22.

a.p.    

EWWW, why would they choose someone who is ugly and looks nothing like Sandra to play her part? At least get someone hot and less tranny like.... yikes.

1654 days ago
23.

Vanilla Chinchilla    

That is the most touching script I've read in a while. I laughed, I cried.



I SMELL A OSCAR !!!



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1654 days ago
24.

Jean    

What the hell is this crap?? Are you guys just putting anything and everything on here??

1654 days ago
25.

vida    

Good job Hustler! Every actress that makes sex tape should be punished that way (even when she denies Making Sex Tape with Jesse James).



http://www.vida.tv/video/Sandra_Bullock_Denies_Making_Sex_Tape

1654 days ago
26.

Alisa Mathis    

I think sandra bullock can do better than this.

1653 days ago
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insanewayne    

Explain to me how anyone who reads this kind of trash can act like they are so much better than anyone who watches or is involved in porn? Keep on judging people losers you know who you are.

1652 days ago
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