Michael Lohan -- A 'Mistress' on Each Arm

7/24/2010 12:30 PM PDT
Two weeks after he was spotted with Rachel Uchitel ... Michael Lohan posed with another Tiger Woods mistress, Joslyn James (right), and Gina Rodriguez, an alleged mistress of David Boreanaz.

Michael claims Kate Major's jealousy over his alleged TV deal with Joslyn and Rachel fueled the fight which got him charged with 2nd degree harassment.

This oughta patch things right up.