Snooki Arrested in Jersey -- Disorderly Conduct

She was arrested by vice cops for fame whoring in a residential area.

she's a fat fart.

I knew it. Her orange glow probably killed a retiree strolling down the boardwalk.
I say go for pre-mediated Murder in the first degree.

She was arrested for shoplifting a bottle of spray tan.

Did they arrest her for being UGLY? She should be locked up it's a crime to look so gross.

Everytime I look at her, I ask why?

I think it was for her hair.

A desperate attempt to get back into the news?? Maybe she's devastated that Obama doesn't know 'what' a Snooki is.

Assault with a deadly face. FUGLY!

Thank the Lord...finnally.....i hope the D.A. senders her to the klink away throws the key away....good riddence....

You can rest assured this is not alcohol related.

On a side note... have any of you ever seen someone in person and up close with fake eyelashes like that? It is truly ABSURD looking. You would seriously have to have the IQ of a 4-year-old to think it looked good.

SKANK-A-RAMA

Who cares.

Nothing will happen to her. She's 'famous'.