TMZ has learned Charlie Sheen's actual "jail" sentence will last only seconds. 
TMZ broke the story ... under the plea deal just approved by the court, Charlie will get a 30-day sentence which will be "administered and executed" at Promises rehab facility in Malibu -- where Charlie stayed either full or part-time for more than a month earlier this year.
Sources connected with the case tell TMZ that Charlie will receive credit for "time served" ... translation, we're told Charlie will check into Promises on August 23 and immediately leave.
And it gets even better for Sheen -- he's already completed his 36 hours of anger management, another element of the plea deal.
The plea bargain is a victory for Yale Galanter, who shockingly represents the alleged victim in the case -- Brooke Mueller. Galanter ended up negotiating the plea with the Pitkin County DA.
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Yale must really suck a good D. The Pitkin County DA must be all smiles to give the chuckster his reach-around sentence.
The jailor woman in Colorado is probably fit to be tied at this point. Under the previous deal he would have at least had to spend nights in jail for a while.
He should get Lindsay's jugge to sentence him. Or, LiLo should have hired his lawyer(s).
You go, Charlie Sheen! Weren't you in Red Dawn with Jennifer Grey (aka Ferris Bueller's sister)?
You're no Emilio Estevez (bless him as Two Bits Mahtews in The Outsiders) and sadly, you're nothing your like your father either.
Nevertheless, you'll be alright, eh, mate?
An example of when Police should be discrete and cautious when dealing with Celebrity Couples who are Drunk and Fighting....normal procedure would be to defuse the matter and separate the two and Make NO Arrests. This incident has been botched from the beginning by the heavy-handed police and aggressive small-time DA. Hollywood has been dealing with such problems, some what more quietly, since the 1920's.
this guy is a big loser. you can't take strips off a zebra he will do it again and again
We just need a good ole fashioned Lynching. Start with charlie and eventually move onto the senate.
Just wait. In the few seconds he is at this Promises place, he´ll probably get into a fight or get roaring drunk. Then maybe he´ll get a real sentence for once.
Charlie, love your work man.. but your a friggin sissy and need to serve your time and stop skating.. eventually it will catch up with you man. By the way while I love the show 2 and 1/2 men, your not worth 1.5 per episode. Time to get a grip my friend and get off that rock.
ROFLOL!!! Since the lawyer represents both Brooke and Charlie and she's been trying to stop this from the next day when she sobered up, I doubt she's worried at all lol!!
If the woman in charge of the Jail in Pitkin County had agreed the original plea deal (alleged) where he would work at their theatre and she hadn't said no way, perhaps Charlie might have seen the inside of a Jail cell (however shortly) hm?! Once Pitkin County reneged on that deal the choice was either a full (expensive) trial or another plea deal!!
