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Mel Gibson Back in L.A. With Fish Tales

8/14/2010 10:15 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Mel Gibson flew back to L.A. today with two of his sons -- back from a two-week fishing trip.

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Gibson landed at around 2:00 PM PT.  He's been fishin' in Fiji ... where no one -- not even Oksana -- could find him.

Sources tell us Mel's deposition in the custody case will go down next week.

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KM    

Jacqueline13....join in....we have ot get the list of our names...they are too funny

1475 days ago
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Jacqueline13    

mine is "Dutchess Chester" OMG!

1475 days ago
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KM    

Jacqueline13....LOL...it sound english and proper...I am Candy Bishop..

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Jacqueline13    

That's a good one...LOL

1475 days ago
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Jacqueline13    

...maybe Ox might be: "Fish Lips LaRue"

1475 days ago
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KM    

Jacqueline13...that is to nice a name for something like her..she is vile...lol...I hate looking at her picture

1475 days ago
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Jacqueline13    

What could a good name be?

1475 days ago
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Kilmerfan     

Go back to ROL bitchgal, I think I hear Oskunka calling.
Said something about a dingo

Posted at 5:08 PM on Aug 13, 2010 by SayWhat
Nah, she will now claim that Mel killed Nemo from Finding Nemo.

Team Mel.

1475 days ago
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Jacqueline13    

Since Mel's been back, these are the claims Oxwhorebag has come up with:

He was looking in my window, wanting me back with a glazed over medicated look...

He smashed the windows in and tried to take me then and there.

He didn't even say hello to his child and the nanny.

1475 days ago
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KM    

Jacqueline13... I can't wait to hear more from Sweetheart....

1475 days ago
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fran    

Welcome home Mel and sons, I hope you had a great time.I just watched Lethal Weapon the first one, boy Mel's eyes are so gorgeous.......Team Mel

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Jacqueline13    

101 Cont'd:

We are starving and he was eating a fish sandwich in front of us laughing loudly with food spitting all over the comforter.

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igotfleasfromtmz    

We are starving and he was eating a fish sandwich in front of us laughing loudly with food spitting all over the comforter.
omg too funny

1475 days ago
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Jacqueline13    

102 KM

What is sweetheart up to?

1475 days ago
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emerald    

#83 Michael You rock lol!
The next guy is going to be 80, a millionaire, dying, who's got cataracts but loves her anyway! When she delivers the astounding news she's conceived twins by him, he'll have a heart attack and die before the DNA test can be done lol!! Of course she'll have to fight his adult children for the money, it'll take years but child support will have to be paid unless a DNA test proves he's "shockingly" not the twins father!! Her other two kids Alexander and Lucia (her other meal tickets) will of course be in the custody of their respective father as two young kids around a dying 80 year old man will make too much noise lol!!
After the twins birth of course she'll need more plastic surgery to nip it all back up so her tits are not still hanging round her ankles from old age!! She will of course be delivered by the millionaire's private jet to Russia to return as a hero, the plane will be hijacked by the Russian mafia on landing and she'll have to pay her own ticket home!! Her family will of course raise the money by selling a sex tape of her and another well known celeb, vintage porn!!
Of course we all know she'll land on her back, oops sorry feet again!!

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