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Celebrity Justice9/8/2010 3:35 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Judge to Snooki: You're a Lindsay Wannabe

"Jersey Shore's" Snooki just got schooled by a New Jersey judge, who called her a "Lindsay Lohan wannabe" ... after she pled guilty to a crime after a drunken escapade on a Seaside Heights beach.

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As we first reported, Snooki was arrested in Seaside Heights, NJ on July 30  ... after she was spotted using a beer bong and falling off a bicycle.

Judge Damian Murray scoffed at Snooki in court, saying he didn't know if her antics were scripted, adding, if it was scripted Snooki needed to decide "if it was worth trading your dignity for a paycheck."

But that wasn't the end ... The judge called Snooki's actions "rude and self-indulgent."

Snooki pled guilty to disturbing the quiet enjoyment of the beach but the disorderly conduct charge and another count were dismissed.

Snooki could have been thrown in the slammer for 90 days, but the judge let her skate with 2 days community service and a $533 fine.
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Snooki addressed the court and said she was "very
embarrassed" and says she was never in this kind
of situation before.



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awards:  522 days ago

Yikes! She is ugggglllleeeee!

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Hammmer:  522 days ago

What a joke. 10 minutes of fame is over. Go get a real job and come back to earth, loser!

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Jim in Cali:  522 days ago

F Snooki.

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haha:  522 days ago

Judge told her what the whole country thinks.

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Observer999:  522 days ago

Seems like a reasonable sentence, no one was hurt. And I'm glad he gave her the lecture.

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CCC:  522 days ago

Very embarrassed and never in this situation before. Get used to it you lush. You'll be back in court again. I hope they put you on the freeway cleaning trash and dead animals of the road.

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Mark:  522 days ago

hahaha, thats what she gets, little human version of a fire hydrant. i cant stand this grease ball

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yup:  522 days ago

So Judge says she's a Lindsay wannabe? well, look outside there's tons of paps waiting for her every move just like Lindsay. Clearly this send a message that desobeing the law gets you attention... now we just have to wait for a Snooki sex tape, oh you know this is coming right?

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Danesy:  522 days ago

I really don't see how ANYONE can find her attractive. She's a hideous little Oompa Loompa. She'll see jail soon... no worries. This is just step 1.

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Gluey:  522 days ago

oompa loompa doopity dee, I see a fat girl coming for me

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MIDNIGHT TOKER:  522 days ago

I think I love her

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ROMO:  522 days ago

Dude, that is NASSSTYY!! Look at how gross she looks in those mug shots. I can only imagine how much of a catfish she looks like in the morning. I'm gonna throw up..................

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Bill F. Murray:  522 days ago

Snook will be getting HAMMERED tonight!

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ROMO:  522 days ago

Can't pass this joke up holmes,,,, SNOOKI, in all her glory is the new Tammy Faye Baker............. HEy tmz, put those mugs up agains each other and post a who' d you rather. LMAO

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meme:  522 days ago

She's so ORANGE. WTF is WRONG with these weirdos? Don't they know the fake-n-bake makes them look like Oompa Loompas?

And the judge is wrong - Lindsay Lohan is way worse than this wannabe.

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