May It Please the Court ....
The man who lost father of the year by a mile tells TMZ ... he wants to make a case that Lindsay should go to rehab, not jail. He also wants the judge to issue an order prohibiting doctors from letting Lindsay out early.
Here's the reality.
-- No way will the judge allow Michael to speak.
-- Lindsay isn't going to jail today
-- Michael could go to jail if he violates the order prohibiting him from getting near Dina Lohan, who will also be in the courtroom
-- It will be interesting to see who goes inside first -- Dina or Michael -- and who has to leave.